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Who would win in a fight? ... Environmentalists or Scientologists ...

Dogmeat

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Ok, this is similar to the "Grizzley Vs. Gorilla" argument, BUT ...

This time, the main event are the Scientologists vs. the Environmentalists ...

So let's say they get in a fight, who wins?

:D
 
I would have to say the Scientologists. They are generally more inclined to be fanatical about working out and staying in shape. The Enviro's are more paper pushers that never leave their computers.

Now if we put them all in one room just wait to see who wins.
Then drive the winners off the edge of a cliff.
 
Enviros would file an injunction based on propaganda and inaccurate science....there would be no fight...The Scientologists won't be able to "win" so the Enviros actually win by a technicality.

BUT the Scientologists do have aliens on their side....Hmmmmm. I say the sue-happy litigious bastages still have a leg up.
 
I would have to say the Scientologists. They are generally more inclined to be fanatical about working out and staying in shape. The Enviro's are more paper pushers that never leave their computers.

Now if we put them all in one room just wait to see who wins.
Then drive the winners off the edge of a cliff.

Yeah. The Scientologists probably have secret devices like the "eMeter" that we don't even know about yet that can vaporize our brains and stuff even!
 
tough one to call - the scientoligists have aliens on thier side, the environmentalists has very strong body odor on thier side.

If the fight was outdoors, my money would be on the scientologists. If it was indoors and the tree huggers could rope a dope for a few rounds, the tide definately swings in their favour.
 
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