the father who owns the farm cant figure out who to give the farm to because hes retiring. so he says to his two boys," ill give each of you a duck and who ever goes to town and gets me the most for the duck gets the farm."
so the eldest goes to town and searches all that markets and goes to the Chinese restaurant and gets $15 for the duck. he thinks he did pretty good so he goes back to the farm and gives his father the $15.
the younger one goes to town with his duck and while hes walking by the local cat house, he see's all the ladys up there so he goes in to see what it would cost. he walks up to the mistress and says " hello ive never had a woman before ive been on the farm my whole life, and i dont have any money on me" the mistress says " well thats fine just give me that duck and ill take care of your personally" so they go into the back room and do their thing. half an hour later they come out.
the mistres says to him " ill give you that duck back if you want to do it again, ive never had a first timer as good as you" so they go back in and do it again. half hour later they come out she hands him the duck and he walks out the door.
he walks out side, a truck backfires the duck gets scared and flys off. and then gets hit by the truck that backfired, the truck stops and the guy comes out. he says to the youngest brother im sorry for your duck heres a 20.
so the youngest goes back to the farm and the father says" well you were gone an awfully long time what did you get?" he says ti the father " i got a f*** for a duck a duck for a f*** and 20 bucks for a f***ed up duck"
so the eldest goes to town and searches all that markets and goes to the Chinese restaurant and gets $15 for the duck. he thinks he did pretty good so he goes back to the farm and gives his father the $15.
the younger one goes to town with his duck and while hes walking by the local cat house, he see's all the ladys up there so he goes in to see what it would cost. he walks up to the mistress and says " hello ive never had a woman before ive been on the farm my whole life, and i dont have any money on me" the mistress says " well thats fine just give me that duck and ill take care of your personally" so they go into the back room and do their thing. half an hour later they come out.
the mistres says to him " ill give you that duck back if you want to do it again, ive never had a first timer as good as you" so they go back in and do it again. half hour later they come out she hands him the duck and he walks out the door.
he walks out side, a truck backfires the duck gets scared and flys off. and then gets hit by the truck that backfired, the truck stops and the guy comes out. he says to the youngest brother im sorry for your duck heres a 20.
so the youngest goes back to the farm and the father says" well you were gone an awfully long time what did you get?" he says ti the father " i got a f*** for a duck a duck for a f*** and 20 bucks for a f***ed up duck"
