What's your official snow dance?

[FORMULA51]

Here in Colorado the snow just hasn't been flyin.. What are you guys doing for your snow dance? i've tried streaking my neighborhood, i've tried leaving my sled in pieces to draw the snow gods out, and to no avail.


What have you guys done in the past? i've even tried humping my pipes. All that did was give me a hard core strawberry on the dingleberries.

 

[Timber700RMK]

What have you guys done in the past? i've even tried humping my pipes. All that did was give me a hard core strawberry on the dingleberries.

That's just wrong

We find the oldest trashed sled we can & burn it as an offering to the snow gods.

 

[FORMULA51]

i figured i was doing something wrong. So what am i supposed to do about this new itch? should i call my sled out for cheating on me?

 

[sally screendour]

my itch gets scatched with a brillow brush.

 

[AkHockey10]

keep riding the mountain bike..

keep the float tube blown up and leave it in my Jeep..

dont put the fishing poles away..

dont even look at the sleds..

Snow gods HATE that..

 

[holman6336]

The Snow Dance is something that must be learned after many hours of training...If you really want to learn the dance inquire from DragonWrecker JOP, that is who I learned it from

 

[Ex-Member]

Sit on the sled in the garage and make "Braaaappp" noises till the neighbors start lookin at you funny... bonus points for wearin an NMFH.

 

[JamesS]

Is a person supposed to offer the Snow Gods summer or winter related items.
I've been thinking about keeping a zip-lock bag of snow from the previous season and then going out and dumping it on the ground when the time is right, have yet to try it though

 

[POLZIN]

whatever you guys are doing it WORKS!!! MAY 22,2008 and its snowing in the hills !!!

 

[Killerk]

The snow gods are mean and they give it hell while your sled is broken down.
Not a dance, but broken sled=snow.