What would YOUR wife say???

[Good to Go]

Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, the following conversation took place:

First guy: 'You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend.

I had to promise my wife that I would paint every room in the house next weekend.'

Second guy: 'That's nothing; I had to promise my wife that I would build her a new deck for the pool.'

Third guy: 'Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I would remodel the kitchen for her.

They continue to fish. When they realized that the fourth guy has not said a word, they ask him,

'You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. What's the deal?'

Fourth guy: 'I just set the alarm for 5:00 am. When it went off, I shut off my alarm, gave the wife a slap on her butt and said: 'Fishing or Sex?'

She said: 'Wear sun-block.'

 

[Scott]

AHhhhhhhhhhhhh hahahaha.

 

[justadude]

AAAAAAAAAAA thats a winner!!!

 

[MARV1]

If I did what the last guy did I don't think I'd make it out the door, lol. Gooder!

 

[H2SNOW]

my wife would say WTF are you doing going fishing without me ..then Id be in sh1t...

 

[Wired1]

I'd say good luck fishing, cuz that's what your dinner willbe as I'll spent our dinner money on shoes while you're fishing.

 

[SAWYER]

hahahahahaha

 

[rare breed]

I'd say good luck fishing, cuz that's what your dinner willbe as I'll spent our dinner money on shoes while you're fishing.

would they be waders?

 

[squarehead55]

would they be waders?

hahahahahaha

 

[POLZIN]

My wife would give me a piece of azz and load the gear in the truck!

 

[Duddin]

I'm totallly going to try that when the snow flies and I need to ride.

 

[Frequent Flyer]

me too

I'd be in the same situation as Polzinhunter, oh ya

 

[Kevco]

Polz does she have a sister?

 

[McGuyver]

Polz does she have a sister?

yah her name is Johnny BE Bad!

 

[POLZIN]

Polz does she have a sister?

Yep! shes about 250# and has the Mormon stick up her butt ! I definatly got the good one!

 

[Skinner]

my wife would say WTF are you doing going fishing without me ..then Id be in sh1t...

That is exactly what I would hear!

 

[Nelson]

Lmfao!!!