Whaddya call a guy with no arms and no legs...
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An oriental woman with one short leg? Irene
Who's The Guy With No Arms and No Legs That Lays On Your Porch?
Matt!
Who's The Guy With No Arms and No Legs Hanging on the Wall?
Art!
Who's The Guy With No Arms and No Legs Stuck In A Forest Fire?
Bernie!
Who's The Guy With No Arms and No Legs In A Quarry?
Rocky!
Who's The Guy With No Arms and No Legs Holding Down A Railroad Tie?
Spike!
What Do You Call The Electrician With No Arms and No Legs?
Sparky!
What Do You call The Dog With No Arms and No Legs?
It Doesn't Matter, He Won't Come!
What Do You Call The Cat With No Arms And No Legs?
Dog Food!
What Do You Call The Creature With No Arms And No Legs Living In a Lake?
A Fish!
Where would you find a Horse with no arms and no legs?
Right Where You Left Him!
Who's The Guy With No Arms And No Legs In That Same Lake?
Bob!
What Do You call That Same Lake Guy 7 Days Later?
Fish Food!
Who's The Guy With No Arms and No Legs With His Torso Just Touching That Lake?
Doc
Who's The Guy With No Arms and No Legs Resting On A Podium?
Mike!
Who's The Guy With No Arms and No Legs Under The Car?
Jack!
Who's The Guy With No Arms and No Legs You Found In Your Mailbox?
Bill!
Who's The Girl With No Arms and No Legs Resting On The Beach?
Sandy!
Who's The Girl With One Leg Shorter Than The Other?
Eileen!
Who's The Guy With No Arms and No Legs Flying Out Of The Ballpark?
Homer!
Who's The Girl With No Arms and No Legs Sitting On The Grill?
Patty!
Who's The Guy With No Arms and No Legs Sitting On The Grill With Her?
Frank!
Who's The Guy With No Arms and No Legs Who Is Alway Open And Honest?
That Would Be Frank Too!
Who's The Guy With No Arms and No Legs On The Pile Of Leaves?
Russell
Who's The Guy With No Feet?
Neil!
Who's The Girl With No Arms and No Legs Who Catches Butterflies By Herself?
Annette!
Who's The Guy With No Arms and No Legs Sitting On The Kitchen Shelf?
Herb!
Who's The Girl With No Arms and No Legs On The Kitchen Shelf With Him?
Pam!
Who's The Other With No Arms and No Legs In The Kitchen, Near The Sink?
Dawn!
Who's The Guy With No Arms and No Legs Who Decides How To Divvy Up The Dead Guy's Stuff?
Will!
Who's The Guy With No Arms and No Legs That Got Sick On The Roller Coaster?
Ralph!
Who's The Guy With No Arms and No Legs Involved With Many Pro and Amature Sports?
Jim!
Who's The Guy With No Arms and No Legs They Keep Dipping In The Water?
Duncan!
Who's The Guy With No Arms and No Legs Who Emptied The Tub?
Duane!
Who's The Guy With No Arms and No Legs Who Helps The President Tell Congress "No"?
Vito!
Who's The Girl With No Arms and No Legs Who Feels Like She's Practically Worthless?
Penny!
Who's The Guy With No Arms and No Legs Sitting In The Bathroom?
John!
Who's The Wealthiest Guy In The World With No Arms and No Legs?
Rich!
There was a man who got into a car accident.
He was soon rushed to the hospital. The left side of his body was completely paralyzed.
The doctor said, "He was going to be all right."
Matt!
Who's The Guy With No Arms and No Legs Hanging on the Wall?
Art!
Who's The Guy With No Arms and No Legs Stuck In A Forest Fire?
Bernie!
Who's The Guy With No Arms and No Legs In A Quarry?
Rocky!
Who's The Guy With No Arms and No Legs Holding Down A Railroad Tie?
Spike!
What Do You Call The Electrician With No Arms and No Legs?
Sparky!
What Do You call The Dog With No Arms and No Legs?
It Doesn't Matter, He Won't Come!
What Do You Call The Cat With No Arms And No Legs?
Dog Food!
What Do You Call The Creature With No Arms And No Legs Living In a Lake?
A Fish!
Where would you find a Horse with no arms and no legs?
Right Where You Left Him!
Who's The Guy With No Arms And No Legs In That Same Lake?
Bob!
What Do You call That Same Lake Guy 7 Days Later?
Fish Food!
Who's The Guy With No Arms and No Legs With His Torso Just Touching That Lake?
Doc
Who's The Guy With No Arms and No Legs Resting On A Podium?
Mike!
Who's The Guy With No Arms and No Legs Under The Car?
Jack!
Who's The Guy With No Arms and No Legs You Found In Your Mailbox?
Bill!
Who's The Girl With No Arms and No Legs Resting On The Beach?
Sandy!
Who's The Girl With One Leg Shorter Than The Other?
Eileen!
Who's The Guy With No Arms and No Legs Flying Out Of The Ballpark?
Homer!
Who's The Girl With No Arms and No Legs Sitting On The Grill?
Patty!
Who's The Guy With No Arms and No Legs Sitting On The Grill With Her?
Frank!
Who's The Guy With No Arms and No Legs Who Is Alway Open And Honest?
That Would Be Frank Too!
Who's The Guy With No Arms and No Legs On The Pile Of Leaves?
Russell
Who's The Guy With No Feet?
Neil!
Who's The Girl With No Arms and No Legs Who Catches Butterflies By Herself?
Annette!
Who's The Guy With No Arms and No Legs Sitting On The Kitchen Shelf?
Herb!
Who's The Girl With No Arms and No Legs On The Kitchen Shelf With Him?
Pam!
Who's The Other With No Arms and No Legs In The Kitchen, Near The Sink?
Dawn!
Who's The Guy With No Arms and No Legs Who Decides How To Divvy Up The Dead Guy's Stuff?
Will!
Who's The Guy With No Arms and No Legs That Got Sick On The Roller Coaster?
Ralph!
Who's The Guy With No Arms and No Legs Involved With Many Pro and Amature Sports?
Jim!
Who's The Guy With No Arms and No Legs They Keep Dipping In The Water?
Duncan!
Who's The Guy With No Arms and No Legs Who Emptied The Tub?
Duane!
Who's The Guy With No Arms and No Legs Who Helps The President Tell Congress "No"?
Vito!
Who's The Girl With No Arms and No Legs Who Feels Like She's Practically Worthless?
Penny!
Who's The Guy With No Arms and No Legs Sitting In The Bathroom?
John!
Who's The Wealthiest Guy In The World With No Arms and No Legs?
Rich!
There was a man who got into a car accident.
He was soon rushed to the hospital. The left side of his body was completely paralyzed.
The doctor said, "He was going to be all right."
What do you call a guy with no arms or legs...
...in front of the door?
Matt
...in a ditch?
Phil
...in your hot tub?
Stu
...on your BBQ grill?
Frank
...waterskiing
Skip
...on a beach?
Sandy
...in a pool?
Bob
What do you call his dog in the pool with no legs?
Bob Barker
...on the wall?
Art
And what do you call his arms and legs?
Pieces of Art
What if he also doesn't have a tongue?
Tasteless Art
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs...
...in a pile of leaves?
Russell
Same guy after 6 months?
Pete
What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs in the water?
Swimming trunks
What do you call two guys with no arms & no legs hanging on a wall?
Curt 'n Rod
What do you call a guy with no legs and one arm, holding up your car?
Jack
What do you call a guy with no feet?
Neil
What do you call a woman with one leg shorter that the other?
Eileen
An Asian woman with the same affliction?
Irene
After the operation?
Noleen
(and in honor of The Funny Farm...)
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground Beef
What do you call a cow with only 2 legs?
Lean Ground Beef
...in front of the door?
Matt
...in a ditch?
Phil
...in your hot tub?
Stu
...on your BBQ grill?
Frank
...waterskiing
Skip
...on a beach?
Sandy
...in a pool?
Bob
What do you call his dog in the pool with no legs?
Bob Barker
...on the wall?
Art
And what do you call his arms and legs?
Pieces of Art
What if he also doesn't have a tongue?
Tasteless Art
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs...
...in a pile of leaves?
Russell
Same guy after 6 months?
Pete
What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs in the water?
Swimming trunks
What do you call two guys with no arms & no legs hanging on a wall?
Curt 'n Rod
What do you call a guy with no legs and one arm, holding up your car?
Jack
What do you call a guy with no feet?
Neil
What do you call a woman with one leg shorter that the other?
Eileen
An Asian woman with the same affliction?
Irene
After the operation?
Noleen
(and in honor of The Funny Farm...)
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground Beef
What do you call a cow with only 2 legs?
Lean Ground Beef
between two buildings? ALI
who loosens hex screws? ALLEN
on a tennis court? ANNETTE
on your living room wall? ART
-- what if he also doesn't have a tongue? TASTELESS ART
on two wheels? AXEL
stuck in a fence? BARB
in your fireplace? BERNIE
in your mailbox? BILL
in the ocean? BOB
in a stream? BROOKE
in a bank? BUCK
who is foaming at the mouth? BUD
in a sugar vat? CANDY
in a bag? CARRIE
who is a prostitute? CASH & CARRY
who has no head? CHESTER
who is on the edge of the green? CHIP
put through a meat grinder? CHUCK
two men with no arms and no legs in a window? CURT N' ROD
in a tiger cage? CLAUDE
hanging from a chandelier? CRYSTAL or TIFFANY
in your kitchen sink? DAWN
covered with oil? DEREK
a man with no arms, legs, head or torso? DICK
buried six feet under? DOUG
buried three feet under? DOUGLAS
when you push his head under water? DUNCAN
under a bed? DUSTY
in a bathtub? DWAYNE
covered with glue? ELMER
on hot asphalt? FLIP
in a sewer? FLO
on your barbecue? FRANK
with a flatulence problem? GAIL
under a microscope? GENE
in your spice rack? HERB or BASIL
flying over a fence? HOMER
under a car? JACK
in a coffee cup? JOE
in the men's room? JOHN
sitting behind a news desk? JUSTIN
in the ocean? BOB
under a steamroller? LANE
floating on a pond? LILY
on a piece of paper? MARK
on your front door step? MATT
on a stage? MIKE
a woman with no arms, legs, head or torso? MUFFIE
who is shaving? NICK
in a motorized wheelchair? OTTO
in a frying pan? PAM
between two slices of bread? PATTY
holding a coat? PEG
who feels practically worthless? PENNY
in a flowerbed? PETE
in a hole? PHIL
lying beside a carnival ride? RALPH
who is covered with sauerkraut? REUBEN
with a history of wheelchair collisions? REX
in a bank vault? RICH
covered with cement? ROCK
being stoned to death? ROCKY
who has been struck by lightning? ROD
on a hill? ROLAND
in a vase? ROSE
in a pile of leaves? RUSSELL
on a beach? SANDY
who is water skiing? SKIP
who is an electrician? SPARKY
in the end zone? SPIKE
being cooked by cannibals? STU
who can play 15 different musical instruments? STUMP THE BAND
in a lingerie drawer? TEDDY
who gets left behind in a restaurant? TIP
on the President's desk? VITO
given to you by a deceased uncle? WILL
in an arid desert? WILT
who loosens hex screws? ALLEN
on a tennis court? ANNETTE
on your living room wall? ART
-- what if he also doesn't have a tongue? TASTELESS ART
on two wheels? AXEL
stuck in a fence? BARB
in your fireplace? BERNIE
in your mailbox? BILL
in the ocean? BOB
in a stream? BROOKE
in a bank? BUCK
who is foaming at the mouth? BUD
in a sugar vat? CANDY
in a bag? CARRIE
who is a prostitute? CASH & CARRY
who has no head? CHESTER
who is on the edge of the green? CHIP
put through a meat grinder? CHUCK
two men with no arms and no legs in a window? CURT N' ROD
in a tiger cage? CLAUDE
hanging from a chandelier? CRYSTAL or TIFFANY
in your kitchen sink? DAWN
covered with oil? DEREK
a man with no arms, legs, head or torso? DICK
buried six feet under? DOUG
buried three feet under? DOUGLAS
when you push his head under water? DUNCAN
under a bed? DUSTY
in a bathtub? DWAYNE
covered with glue? ELMER
on hot asphalt? FLIP
in a sewer? FLO
on your barbecue? FRANK
with a flatulence problem? GAIL
under a microscope? GENE
in your spice rack? HERB or BASIL
flying over a fence? HOMER
under a car? JACK
in a coffee cup? JOE
in the men's room? JOHN
sitting behind a news desk? JUSTIN
in the ocean? BOB
under a steamroller? LANE
floating on a pond? LILY
on a piece of paper? MARK
on your front door step? MATT
on a stage? MIKE
a woman with no arms, legs, head or torso? MUFFIE
who is shaving? NICK
in a motorized wheelchair? OTTO
in a frying pan? PAM
between two slices of bread? PATTY
holding a coat? PEG
who feels practically worthless? PENNY
in a flowerbed? PETE
in a hole? PHIL
lying beside a carnival ride? RALPH
who is covered with sauerkraut? REUBEN
with a history of wheelchair collisions? REX
in a bank vault? RICH
covered with cement? ROCK
being stoned to death? ROCKY
who has been struck by lightning? ROD
on a hill? ROLAND
in a vase? ROSE
in a pile of leaves? RUSSELL
on a beach? SANDY
who is water skiing? SKIP
who is an electrician? SPARKY
in the end zone? SPIKE
being cooked by cannibals? STU
who can play 15 different musical instruments? STUMP THE BAND
in a lingerie drawer? TEDDY
who gets left behind in a restaurant? TIP
on the President's desk? VITO
given to you by a deceased uncle? WILL
in an arid desert? WILT
What do you call a woman who stands 5'-2" has a mouth as big as jaws and a flat top head for drinks ?
Working
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Working
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J
JohnnyQuestUtah
Well-known member
lying beside a carnival ride? RALPH
I've meet "Ralph" in person.....the Round Up ride...
peace-
johnny
I've meet "Ralph" in person.....the Round Up ride...
peace-
johnny
Scott, are we bored?
Nope, I have peeps to entertain.
Waddayu call Scott when he's bored???
POST WHORE!!!!!!!!
POST WHORE!!!!!!!!
what do ya call a dog with no back legs and metal balls?
sparky!
sparky!
G
Gimpster
Guest
Spanish woman with no legs - Cunswalose
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You did a lot better with the pie & the puppy posts
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S
skidoorulz
Well-known member
If women with big boobs work at Hooters Where does a woman with one leg work? IHOP. And what is her name? Eileen
A
Abominable
Well-known member
...an Irish girl with no arms or legs that lives on your deck?
Patty O'Furniture!
Patty O'Furniture!
