Well since these a few funnies going.

[Slednoggin23]

For Valentine my wife suggested I go to the doctor and get some pills that will help me get an erection. So when I came back and tossed her a bottle of diet pills she wasn't impressed. Tonight I'm looking for a place to live.

Sorry if it's a re-post.

 

[kbl6z]

For Valentine my wife suggested I go to the doctor and get some pills that will help me get an erection. So when I came back and tossed her a bottle of diet pills she wasn't impressed. Tonight I'm looking for a place to live.

Sorry if it's a re-post.

Lmfao thats a good one.

 

[Racer220]

HAHA!! That's not even a doghouse joke right there. That's a 'I'll keep the house and the doghouse, and you can get the h*** outta here' joke.

 

[Tim Healy]

that kind of goes hand in hand of why my wife left me. she said she wanted something that went from 0-250 in 2 seconds for her birthday so I got her a scale.

 

[stum1967]

BEST JOKE EVER!!!