Well officer, you see . . .

[Sturgis Sledder]

Way to go azzhat ROTFLMAO
KOKOMO, Ind. - Police say a man accidentally shot himself in the groin as he was robbing a convenience store. A clerk told police a man carrying a semiautomatic handgun entered the Village Pantry Tuesday morning demanding cash and a pack of cigarettes.The clerk put the cash in a bag and as she turned to get the cigarettes, she heard the gun discharge.

Police say surveillance video shows the man shooting himself as he placed the gun in the waistband of his pants. The clerk wasn't injured.

A short time later, police found Derrick Kosch, 25, at a home with a gunshot wound to his right testicle and lower left leg. He was expected to have surgery at a hospital.

Police plan to charge him with armed robbery.

 

[J-Roc]

Awww, balls!

 

[bonz50]

"Ow, My Balls!!!"

edit - I expect that most won't get that obscure reference

 

[PJ-Hunter]

Doh!

 

[Skogen]

There was a kid that did this in Great Falls a couple years ago.
Young jetter, thaught he was cool. Packed a cocked pistol in the front of his pants. Gun went off. A little hard on the twig and giggle berries IMO.

I think it happend at the club cigar...

 

[Blisteringsnorider]

I guess that's one way to shoot your pre-load...........

 

[Adrenaline Revolution]

Helping to assure the gene pool is protected from such idiots.....One Ball at a time !!!

or.

That's the way the ball bounces !

 

[Supplicate]

"Ow, My Balls!!!"

edit - I expect that most won't get that obscure reference

Obscure? Psh, one of the funniest movies I've seen. Though, probably just because of Terry Crews.

 

[Flit8.0]

Bulllocks!!!

 

[bonz50]

Obscure? Psh, one of the funniest movies I've seen. Though, probably just because of Terry Crews.

obviously a fan of some of the greatest social satire ever put on film...

 

[buck50]

maybe a little premature ejac.................!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[sleddin pete]

Too bad he didn't blow both his nuts off,people like that should not reproduce

 

[skibreeze]

I love stupid criminals, they should have a tv show just for them.