Valentine Flowers

[revneck]

So my new gal Emma is out window shopping with her ditsy blond girlfriend Sheila

As they are walking down the street checking out the shops Sheila peers into the flower shop window..

Sheila: Hey Emma...look at these gorgeous flowers...oh I wish I got flowers for Valentines Day

My gal is like...forget that...I don't care if I ever get flowers again!!! I got flowers ..and then spent three days on my back ...with my legs straight up in the air

Sheila: Oh my god......he didn't buy you the vase!

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[revrider1]

Ohhh!! thats bad!!

 

[Fosgate]

 

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[SAWYER]

hahahahahahahaha

 

[800 RMK]

lol

 

[revneck]

THAT IS INSANELY FUNNY.....LOL

OMG who comes up with these

AHHHH HAA HAAA HAAAAAAA HA HA HA <<<~~~~wiping tears

 

[sldgy]

Are any of you guys married and if so do you plan to stay married?

 

[Fosgate]

Not yet. Dunno if I'll marry the gal I'm dating or if I'll just buy her a house and send her on her way. (Father told me once "Don't get married, find a woman you hate and buy her a house...it's cheaper that way and you don't have to worry about covering up the evidence.") JK

If my girlfriend ever saw half my posts I'd be in the doghouse for a long freakin time. I vent online instead of to her face. Safer that way and I still get nookie!

 

[sldgy]

Not yet. Dunno if I'll marry the gal I'm dating or if I'll just buy her a house and send her on her way. (Father told me once "Don't get married, find a woman you hate and buy her a house...it's cheaper that way and you don't have to worry about covering up the evidence.") JK

If my girlfriend ever saw half my posts I'd be in the doghouse for a long freakin time. I vent online instead of to her face. Safer that way and I still get nookie!

I suspect your dad was joking, that is if in fact your dad is still married to your mom?

 

[MARV1]

Not married yet, maybe someday. Somedays I want to marry the woman I am with now, sometimes I dunno. When I'm on here long enough sometimes I wonder if she's doubting being with me. Uhmm, we'll see.
(but sometimes I think of someone else who I know wants to be with me, hmm. . .)

 

[Fosgate]

Not married yet, maybe someday. Somedays I want to marry the woman I am with now, sometimes I dunno. When I'm on here long enough sometimes I wonder if she's doubting being with me. Uhmm, we'll see.
(but sometimes I think of someone else who I know wants to be with me, hmm. . .)

I hear ya, Some days it can't get any better and then there's the days that she's like a mother cougar defending her young.