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Utah Mafia are p*ssies

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MPS

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They can't ride and most of them own electric start sleds...and they have to wear cups when they ride to protect their little micro-balls...they are all Sallies....they all eat granola for breakfast and have to take fiber pills to be regular....they have slumber parties as well as tuperware parties....they watch Dancing with the Stars on a regular basis and if they miss an episode they DVR it. P*SSIES!
 
Who are they anyway? With Mafia in your name you better be something pretty special. My guess is they're nothing more than the typical point and shoot, dual cup holding, hill climbing, can't ride for chit, where's all my wives, pud pullin', wannabe, puta burgers.
 
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Colorado4fun said:
I see MPSlut is back and stirin' the pot!!!!! :eek: :beer;

How ya doing MPS????

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Great you? LMAO! Ya know I love it! :beer; Freak what are you talking about...you are the one that started the tassle fad with the "Mafia." Wade got so embarrassed he moved to Idaho...don't blame the poor b*stard! LMAO! :beer;

LMAO duke! Ya I rode with them last spring again...and ya they are just point and shoot....if a tree gets in their way they freeze up, fall off their sled, and curl up in a little ball and suck their thumbs! ...and sledhead good point! ....haha ya I think Sunridge's sled is hot pink with "Centerville Barbie" painted on the hood. hehe
 
MPS .... Pretty low blow starting this thread late on a Saturday night, knowing most of the Mafia wouldn't be able to respond on a Sunday, as they have higher obligations!
 
May have higher obligations but certainly not higher on any mountain. All you have to do is put a couple trees in their line and they'll turn out like the p*ssies they are.
 
Chad put down the pipe and back away from your copy of Sierra club swim suit edition. Im pretty sure thier are a few picks of your edge you dont want "out";) You and Dookie need to come take some tree lessons, school is just about ready to start!!
 
NewMTNsldr said:
MPS .... Pretty low blow starting this thread late on a Saturday night, knowing most of the Mafia wouldn't be able to respond on a Sunday, as they have higher obligations!
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OHHHH boo hoo....hahahahaha

Yes, good point about the trees duke...I have seen it myself.
 
Gonna have to wait for SS to hit this I think they made him Bishop 2 weeks ago...Really.

Ryan dont you hang out with Chad you might catch something!!
 
Kevco said:
Gonna have to wait for SS to hit this I think they made him Bishop 2 weeks ago...Really.

Ryan dont you hang out with Chad you might catch something!!
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If he's bishop I'm moving there... that would be a ward I could live in.

And to set the record straight, the Mafia would actually have to get off the trail to be a point and shoot sort of group. That doesn't happen.

sled_guy
 
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