Unreal DR

[redlineguy]

Dr. Timothy McCarthy while receiving a medical award for creativity reported his findings to the Fellows of Plastic Surgery concluding with this case study: "Several years ago a woman was high on cocaine and marijuana and she rode a horse into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the woman's hair and the horse's ***. I was able to put them together and now she's Speaker of the House.
















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[anchorman]

Must have been mostly horses ___.

 

[skibreeze]

That doc should be hung for treason. Put that horse down while they are at it.

 

[onlyrotax]

That would explain her "bug-eyes", using livestock strength Preparation H on her horses a-- face.

 

[augerin]

That explaines what I saw on the news tonight

 

[bungeeguy]

Better send that ho, I mean horse to the glue factory.