Mountain Powder Slut walked into the restroom at a Chargers game. He noticed a man with no arms - his jacket sleeves were hanging loose. The man asked MPS "Hey buddy, I really need to pee. Could you pull my unit out so I can go?"
Being the nice Charger fan he is, MPS looked around, and since no one was there, said "ok". When he pulled it out he noticed it was bruised, full of puss and three shades of green.
They both finished, and the man said "One more favor? Put it back in?" MPS, being who he is, agreed.
While MPS was washing up he asked the other Charger fan "What's wrong with your thing anyway?"
As the man shrugged his arms back into his sleeves he said "I don't know, but I aint touching it!"
Being the nice Charger fan he is, MPS looked around, and since no one was there, said "ok". When he pulled it out he noticed it was bruised, full of puss and three shades of green.
They both finished, and the man said "One more favor? Put it back in?" MPS, being who he is, agreed.
While MPS was washing up he asked the other Charger fan "What's wrong with your thing anyway?"
As the man shrugged his arms back into his sleeves he said "I don't know, but I aint touching it!"
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