A man and a woman who had never met before, but were both married to
other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room
on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy
over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly....
he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned
over and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but
would you be willing to reach into the
closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold. "
" I have a better idea, " she replied. " Just for
tonight, let's just pretend that we're married. "
"Wow! That's a great idea! " he exclaimed!
"Good, " she replied... " Get your own f**king blanket. "
After a stunned moment of silence, he farted.
other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room
on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy
over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly....
he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned
over and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but
would you be willing to reach into the
closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold. "
" I have a better idea, " she replied. " Just for
tonight, let's just pretend that we're married. "
"Wow! That's a great idea! " he exclaimed!
"Good, " she replied... " Get your own f**king blanket. "
After a stunned moment of silence, he farted.
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