A Cowboy walks into the bedroom carrying a sheep in his arms and says, "Honey, this is the pig I make love to when you have a headache."
The wife, laying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says, "If you weren't such a retard, you'd know that's a sheep, not a pig."
The guy replies, "If you weren't such a b i t c h, you'd realize I was talking to the sheep!"
The wife, laying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says, "If you weren't such a retard, you'd know that's a sheep, not a pig."
The guy replies, "If you weren't such a b i t c h, you'd realize I was talking to the sheep!"
