Tomorrow is Earth Day - Please do your part

[Freak]

my Earth day to do list:
turn on my AC for the year.
replace those crappy florescents with regular 100watt bulbs
turn up the soot level on my DMaX for a day and romp on it at least 5 times
burn the weeds out of my garden to prep it for spring
run my hose on the lawn all day to get it nice and soaked
buy a new chainsaw, big Huskavarna, and get a firewood permit to cut down some timbers.
leave all 5 of our home PCs on all day so we can watch for earthday updates on the net.
pour some leaded race gas in the Hemi and cruise around town

hmmm Ill have to think of some more ways I can show my appreciation for all that the earth has given me

 

[6Mile]

Be sure to fire up any and all Internal combustion engine that you own. then Plant a tree.

 

[XXL]

I guess I'll change the oil in a couple of my rigs and pour it on the sagebrush.

 

[EastcapeAngler]

..Shoot al gore in the face with a shotgun....Lead shot of course.

 

[Gainster]

..Shoot al gore in the face with a shotgun....Lead shot of course.

We have a WINNER!!!!!!!

 

[luvtoride]

I planted a tree at our little gathering thing. Actually, we planted a plot for logging in the future. Can't log them in 50 years if we don't plant them now, that's how I look at it.

I understand the "up yours" attitude of you guys, and I share it. But I figure I'll plan for the continued success of the logging industry by helping them out.

Course if logging is outlawed in 50 years, it will make prime hunting land. And if that's outlawed, I will have already died in the second American revolution, so I won't care.

 

[MTdream]

dont for get to shoot lots of guns...

 

[Ollie]

I got ya all beat.
I am gonna feed 300 coww, beans. Lots and lots of beans.
I'll have em producing more green house gasses than all the cars in LA.

 

[ArcticBoy]

Got a huge stump and brush pile to burn....ya know in memory of trees. Dont forget, Earth First.....we can log and mine the other planets later.

 

[SAWYER]

..Shoot al gore in the face with a shotgun....Lead shot of course.

hahaha, couldn't have said it better myself

 

[Freak]

..Shoot al gore in the face with a shotgun....Lead shot of course.

I have a better Idea, lets have Cheney invite him bird hunting....

 

[Sled Idaho]

I will take two dumps and use double the azz wipe per the usual dump...in California.

 

[rynokron]

Pretty simple here. Go for a ride in the morning and come home and mow the lawn. Mabey have a camp fire and make S' mores with the kids.

 

[Wade]

I'm jioining forces with a group of 50 leading climate scientist. We'll all be taking our own private jets all over the world, to give a power point presentations about Earth Day, and individual carbon foot prints. Hey, I got carbon credits for sale too. Just $50 to liberate your unholy soul.

I'm going to use the money to buy the biggest giant screen TV I can find. Probably have to fly down to California, to find it. By removing it from the free market environment, I'll feel better about my inter Che.

 

[rynokron]

i'm jioining forces with a group of 50 leading climate scientist. We'll all be taking our own private jets all over the world, to give a power point presentations about earth day, and individual carbon foot prints. Hey, i got carbon credits for sale too. Just $50 to liberate your unholy soul.

I'm going to use the money to buy the biggest giant screen tv i can find. Probably have to fly down to california, to find it. By removing it from the free market environment, i'll feel better about my inter che.

lmao!

 

[MPS]

..Shoot al gore in the face with a shotgun....Lead shot of course.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

 

[T-Bone]

Got a huge stump and brush pile to burn....ya know in memory of trees. Dont forget, Earth First.....we can log, mine, and drill the other planets later.

Fixed it for ya.

 

[Anti-Hero]

I heard Ted Kennedy was going to stand in front of the sun and block its rays to celebrate earthday, that fat blabbing pile of dog $h!t that he is.

 

[crix]

You know earth day comes on a perfect day for me I plan to clean up my sled and put it away....

In honor of earthday I figure its about time to clean out all those Sticks, pine cones, and those pesky pine needles that I collected over the winter "tree huggin"

 

[POLZIN]

I am gonna burn a pile of damp leaves using gasoline of couse ! Should be good and smokey! Its time to put the sleds to bed as well so what better day to add the sta-bil and let them smoke up the whole block! and yeah I'm on board with the Al Gore /shotgun idea all the way