Ole's Accident
Ole had a accident. In court, the trucking
company's lawyer was questioning Ole. 'Didn't you say,
sir, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine,'?' asked
the lawyer.
Ole responded, 'Vell, I'll tell you vat happened. I
had yust loaded my favorite mule, Bessie, into the...'
'I didn't ask for any details', the lawyer
interrupted. 'Just answer the question. Did you not
say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine!'?
Ole said, 'Vell, I had just got Bessie into the
trailer and I was driving down the road....'
The lawyer interrupted again and said, 'Judge, I am
trying to establish the fact that, at the scene of the
accident, this man told the Highway Patrolman on the
scene that he was just fine. Now several weeks after
the accident he is trying to sue my client. I believe
he is a fraud. Please tell him to simply answer the
question.'
By this time, the Judge was fairly interested in Ole's
answer and said to the lawyer, 'I'd like to hear what
he has to say about his favorite mule, Bessie'.
Ole thanked the Judge and proceeded. 'Vell, as I vas
saying, I had yust loaded Bessie, my favorite mule,
into da trailer and vas driving her down da highvay
ven dis huge semi-truck and trailer ran da stop sign
and smacked truck right in da side. I vas thrown into
one ditch and Bessie vas thrown into da other. I vas
hurting, real bad and didn't vant to move. However, I
could hear Bessie moaning and groaning. I knew she was
in terrible shape yust by her groans'.
'Shortly after da accident da Highway Patrolman he
came to da scene. He could hear Bessie moaning and
groaning so he vent over to her'.
'After he looked at her and saw her fatal condition he
took out his gun and shot her right 'tween da eyes.
Then da Patrolman he came across da road, gun still in
hand, looked at me and said, 'How are you feeling?''
'Now vat the hell vould YOU say?' ,
Ole had a accident. In court, the trucking
company's lawyer was questioning Ole. 'Didn't you say,
sir, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine,'?' asked
the lawyer.
Ole responded, 'Vell, I'll tell you vat happened. I
had yust loaded my favorite mule, Bessie, into the...'
'I didn't ask for any details', the lawyer
interrupted. 'Just answer the question. Did you not
say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine!'?
Ole said, 'Vell, I had just got Bessie into the
trailer and I was driving down the road....'
The lawyer interrupted again and said, 'Judge, I am
trying to establish the fact that, at the scene of the
accident, this man told the Highway Patrolman on the
scene that he was just fine. Now several weeks after
the accident he is trying to sue my client. I believe
he is a fraud. Please tell him to simply answer the
question.'
By this time, the Judge was fairly interested in Ole's
answer and said to the lawyer, 'I'd like to hear what
he has to say about his favorite mule, Bessie'.
Ole thanked the Judge and proceeded. 'Vell, as I vas
saying, I had yust loaded Bessie, my favorite mule,
into da trailer and vas driving her down da highvay
ven dis huge semi-truck and trailer ran da stop sign
and smacked truck right in da side. I vas thrown into
one ditch and Bessie vas thrown into da other. I vas
hurting, real bad and didn't vant to move. However, I
could hear Bessie moaning and groaning. I knew she was
in terrible shape yust by her groans'.
'Shortly after da accident da Highway Patrolman he
came to da scene. He could hear Bessie moaning and
groaning so he vent over to her'.
'After he looked at her and saw her fatal condition he
took out his gun and shot her right 'tween da eyes.
Then da Patrolman he came across da road, gun still in
hand, looked at me and said, 'How are you feeling?''
'Now vat the hell vould YOU say?' ,
