Mother had 3 virgin daughters and they were all getting married within a short time period. Because Mom was a bit worried about how their sex life would get started, she made them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on how marital sex felt.
The First girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the wedding. The card said nothing but " Nescafe." Mom was puzzled at first, but then went to the kitchen and got out the Nescafe jar. It said: Good till the last drop." Mom blushed, but was pleased for her daughter.
The Second girl sent the card from Vermont a week after the wedding, and the card read: " Benson & Hedges". Mom now knew to go straight to her husbands' cigarettes, and she read the Benson & Hedges pack: " Extra Long, King Size." She was again slightly embarrassed but still happy for her daughter.
The Third girl left for her honeymoon in the Caribbean . Mom waited for a week, nothing. Another week went by and still nothing. Then after a whole month, a card finally arrived. Written on it with shaky handwriting were the words " British Airways." Mom took out her latest Harper's Bazaar magazine, flipped through the pages fearing the worst, and finally found the ad for British Airways. The ad said: Three times a day, seven days a week, both ways ." Mom fainted...!!
The First girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the wedding. The card said nothing but " Nescafe." Mom was puzzled at first, but then went to the kitchen and got out the Nescafe jar. It said: Good till the last drop." Mom blushed, but was pleased for her daughter.
The Second girl sent the card from Vermont a week after the wedding, and the card read: " Benson & Hedges". Mom now knew to go straight to her husbands' cigarettes, and she read the Benson & Hedges pack: " Extra Long, King Size." She was again slightly embarrassed but still happy for her daughter.
The Third girl left for her honeymoon in the Caribbean . Mom waited for a week, nothing. Another week went by and still nothing. Then after a whole month, a card finally arrived. Written on it with shaky handwriting were the words " British Airways." Mom took out her latest Harper's Bazaar magazine, flipped through the pages fearing the worst, and finally found the ad for British Airways. The ad said: Three times a day, seven days a week, both ways ." Mom fainted...!!
