This economy is pretty bad...

[Abominable]

...The economy is so bad...



I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

I ordered a burger at McDonalds and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"

CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

The bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.

Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.

McDonalds is now selling the 1/4 ouncer.

Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.

A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico .

Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.

Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.

The Mafia is laying off judges.

Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

 

[TheFlyingFynn]

This is a funny.

 

[Tree Boss]

LMAO, not only is it funny it's all way to true.

 

[IDspud]

That bank one rang true for me, I have an incorporated farm that I pay my wages to myself, after fifteen years of depositing the same paycheck on the same day of every month, they held my check for insufficient funds....my farm account had a balance of over $800,000 that day. I pulled my personal account and took it elsewhere.