A fishing joke.
There were about 25 people fishing on this fairly large lake. Everyday, the same old guy would come in with a boat load of fish while the rest came in with one or two.
The residents complained to the fisheries warden so he decided to investigate. THe next day he showed up at the dock in his civilian clothes with his fishing gear, a big hat and a pair of dark glasses. He politely asked the old guy if he would take him fishing. The old guy agreed.
THey drove in the old guy's boat right to the far end of the lake where they were the only ones around.
The old guy reached under the seat of his boat and pulled out a stick of dynamite. He lit the dynamite and through it in the water. The dynamite exploded and dozens of fish floated to the surface.
The under cover fisheries officer said "You're under arrest under sub section yada yada yada for illegal fishing.
While he was saying this, the old guy reached under the seat again, grabbed another stick of dynamite, lit it, handed it to the fisheries warden and said
"Are we gonna talk or are we gonna fish".