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The Theory of Intelligence and Beer

Bigrock33

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The Theory of Intelligence

I don't think I've ever heard the concept explained any better than this

'Well you see, Norm, it's like this . . . A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the heard is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first.

This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.

In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.

And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers.'

Cheers,
 
It means that he has been consuming beer, therfore he is smarter.

Basically Einstein and Cliff from cheers are no longer relivent because anything over a couple of years old does not hold value in todays world.

I believe that Cliff has a philosophy that will metal the test of time.

Remember, beer has food value, but food has no beer value. :beer;:D
 
It means that he has been consuming beer, therfore he is smarter.

Basically Einstein and Cliff from cheers are no longer relivent because anything over a couple of years old does not hold value in todays world.

I believe that Cliff has a philosophy that will metal the test of time.

Remember, beer has food value, but food has no beer value. :beer;:D

LOL - So Redneck Farmer is just being an azz hat? :eek:
 
Soooo, whiskey is like going to grad school then??:D


Whiskey makes you tougher. Super powers and stuff like that. So with Beer and Whiskey you are not only smart, but bulletproof. Hooked on phonics programs do not work with this combination though.
 
That means it's been posted 25 times and it's old. Cheers hasn't been on the air in nearly 20 years. Sorry you babies. Sick of newbie idiots on this site.
maybe you could start your own site then!!!!!! but then i guess everyone would be newbie idiots, so you wouldn't be happy there either!!!!!!!!
 
Holy Chit - we need snow bad. Let's all get along. RF, no one makes you read a post. I'm sure there are many who have not read this post before. Many of us read a lot of repeated stuff, but for others, it may be the first time. Just don't understand why you make it that big of a deal.:confused: Maybe you were just having a bad day.
 
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