The political gong show in Canada from a Hockey perspective...

[H2SNOW]

Having decided that the Detroit Redwings technically won the 2008 Stanley Cup, the Pittsburgh Penguins, Philadelphia Flyers and Dallas Stars have formed a coalition demanding a three way ownership of the league title.
Rational for their decision revolves around their total combined scoring in the 2008 Semi-Finals, their total share of season ticket holders versus the Detroit Redwings and their horror at discovering the Detroit Redwings are using a more cost effective and efficient but non-union made Silver polish to keep the Stanley Cup gleaming.
The three teams are being assisted in their bid to overturn the traditional results by members of the Quebec Hockey League who have no real interest in the success of the NHL in general but sense an opportunity to demand Zamboni's and other critical equipment be manufactured in Quebec. Player representatives, Team Owners and Nike are expected to submit their proposals to Don Cherry in the next few days.
The fans will have no choice. (Joke)

 

[Pit Crew]

did you write that? if so you to send that analogy to every paper in the counytry!!!!

 

[Wade]

Hey H2O, can you explain Canadian politics to us Yanks. It confuses the pizz out of us.

So, the conservatives won, by virtue of, ???? seats in parliment???? So, they pick their man? But, three of the losing parties agree to team up, and vote in some liberal? labor? do gooder. Thus requiring some high uppity up, to desolve parliment (after only 7 weeks in office) and rerun the elections? Where the same thing will probably happen????

We need a third country. Alaska, BC, Yukon, Alberta, Northern Territories, Idaho, Montana, Western Washington and Oregon, Wyoming, Utah, Northern Nevada, Western Colorada. Would throw NW Cali. in there, but it's too great of a risk.

 

[ArcticBoy]

Good gawd!! I thought we had it bad. I'm confused.