The perfect wife
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beer gut
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Funny stuff! I like some of these...
Convictions: Drug deal went bad, next thing you know, I got hauled off for killing a cop. I’m a good person.
Convictions: Vehicular assault, vehicular homicide, reckless driving and I had a ton of weed in the trunk.
Convictions: Malicious mischief, vandalism, then a guy I dated turned up dead plus his wife.
Convictions: two counts premedicated murder on my sister kids I used to wash.
Convictions: Really it was just arson but it turned out his kids were in there so they said two counts murder one. Not very fair to me!!
But my favorite is:
Hobbies and Interests: Hot dog night is pretty much all I have to look forward to anymore. I also made a special waist band device for
the purpose of intimacy that uses a hot dog and it works pretty good. I have t hide it though cuz they don’t let that.
Convictions: Driving under the influence, reckless endangerment, parafanalia possession, and drug possession a couple times. Manslaughter a couple times too and one they said was murder.
Convictions: Drug deal went bad, next thing you know, I got hauled off for killing a cop. I’m a good person.
Convictions: Vehicular assault, vehicular homicide, reckless driving and I had a ton of weed in the trunk.
Convictions: Malicious mischief, vandalism, then a guy I dated turned up dead plus his wife.
Convictions: two counts premedicated murder on my sister kids I used to wash.
Convictions: Really it was just arson but it turned out his kids were in there so they said two counts murder one. Not very fair to me!!
But my favorite is:
Hobbies and Interests: Hot dog night is pretty much all I have to look forward to anymore. I also made a special waist band device for
the purpose of intimacy that uses a hot dog and it works pretty good. I have t hide it though cuz they don’t let that.
Convictions: Driving under the influence, reckless endangerment, parafanalia possession, and drug possession a couple times. Manslaughter a couple times too and one they said was murder.