The j fly padded thread

[Sidehiller]

Okay guys this will be just like a padded room. J fly can come in and rant and rave and beat his head on the wall and not hurt himself. He can reply to any thread he wants in here and we will let him try to get it out of his system. Now remember, this is his "safe room", so try not to reply negatively to anything he says in here.
The only hard part will be getting him in here.

Heeere j fly, c'mere boy! I've got free pot for you! Heeere boy - that's a good little fly, just step in here now

 

[Good to Go]

It won't work... it's a behavior trait. Same reason he doesn't have any friends. Friends show acceptance, which scares him. He thrives on being the center of attention caused by controversy...hence, he argues things, anything, whether he has a clue or not. Makes him feel important. But friends won't argue back..they just snicker and roll their eyes. Same thing with your 'room'. Being invited is a form of acceptance to him, to close to something meaningful.

Never happen.

 

[Weekday Warrior]

J-Fly is becoming the Michael Jackson of Snowest.

 

[ericbigbore]

Smash the fly!

 

[Skinner]

Smash the fly!

I wish I had a fly swatter!

 

[powder Head]

It won't work... it's a behavior trait. Same reason he doesn't have any friends. Friends show acceptance, which scares him. He thrives on being the center of attention caused by controversy...hence, he argues things, anything, whether he has a clue or not. Makes him feel important. But friends won't argue back..they just snicker and roll their eyes. Same thing with your 'room'. Being invited is a form of acceptance to him, to close to something meaningful.

Never happen.

That's heavy man, I thought I was reading Ann Landers......Here Fly Here Fly

 

[Weekday Warrior]

I love how everyone is talking about him in the 3rd person, what a sign of disrespect.

 

[motojunkie101]

how can you respect a fly?

I need some sticky paper

 

[thomps33]

Time to call the exterminator...where's Big D???

 

[DaveB]

Peanut butter cups make good bait for pot-heads....hahahaha.

 

[01_MC500]

Peanut butter cups make good bait for pot-heads....hahahaha.

lol anyone have any cheetos?

 

[Meatman]

don't reach for the doritos, you'll wake up with an empty bag and your mouth all cut up from eatin those littly cheesy bastards

 

[maluchm]

Alright, I have a completely legit question that J-fly has refused to answer so I'll ask it again.

What's with the Mormon dig and what did it have to do with that thread????
Please answer in detail. I'm calling you out on this!!!

 

[Superjag]

I thought we were in the trust tree, in the nest. Are we not?

Sorry, I just came in for the paenut butter cups.

 

[Zachcreek]

Originally Posted by J-Fly
Ive been driving high for 15 years and i havent killed anyone yet.


This piece drives high with a chlid in the car. And this is it's attitude. Child abuse.

 

[maluchm]

Originally Posted by J-Fly
Ive been driving high for 15 years and i havent killed anyone yet.


This piece drives high with a chlid in the car. And this is it's attitude. Child abuse.

In my best smartazz tone..... Why drink and drive when you can smoke and fly?

 

[rockdog2112]

Originally Posted by J-Fly
Ive been driving high for 15 years and i havent killed anyone yet.


Pull his wings off.

 

[Anti-Hero]

Originally Posted by J-Fly
Ive been driving high for 15 years and i havent killed anyone yet.


Pull his wings off.

then it would be J-Crawl

 

[Ollie]

then it would be J-Crawl

LMAO!

 

[hilinerider]

hopefully the maggots haven't got here yet, i heard the fly's were circlin