A small zoo in Indiana obtained a very rare species of gorilla.
Within a few weeks the gorilla, a female, became very
difficult to handle. Upon examination, the veterinarian
determined the problem. The gorilla was in heat. To make
matters worse, there was no male gorilla available.
Thinking about their problem, the Zoo Keeper thought of
Bobby Lee Walton, a redneck part-time worker responsible
for cleaning the animal cages. Bobby Lee, like most rednecks,
had little sense but possessed ample ability to satisfy
a female of any species.
The Zoo Keeper thought they might have a solution. Bobby
Lee was approached with a proposition. Would he be willing
to mate with the gorilla for $500.00?
Bobby Lee showed some interest, but said he would have to
think the matter over carefully. The following day, he
announced that he would accept their offer, but only under
five conditions:
"First", Bobb y Lee said, "I ain't gonna kiss her on the lips."
The Keeper quickly agreed to this condition.
"Second", he said, "She must wear a 'Dale Earnhardt Forever'
T-Shirt." The keeper again readily agreed to this condition.
"Third", he said, "you can't never tell no one about this."
The keeper again readily agreed to this condition.
"Fourth", Bobby Lee said, "I want all the children raised
Southern Baptist." Once again it was agreed.
"And last," Bobby Lee said, "I'll need another week to
come up with the $500.00
Within a few weeks the gorilla, a female, became very
difficult to handle. Upon examination, the veterinarian
determined the problem. The gorilla was in heat. To make
matters worse, there was no male gorilla available.
Thinking about their problem, the Zoo Keeper thought of
Bobby Lee Walton, a redneck part-time worker responsible
for cleaning the animal cages. Bobby Lee, like most rednecks,
had little sense but possessed ample ability to satisfy
a female of any species.
The Zoo Keeper thought they might have a solution. Bobby
Lee was approached with a proposition. Would he be willing
to mate with the gorilla for $500.00?
Bobby Lee showed some interest, but said he would have to
think the matter over carefully. The following day, he
announced that he would accept their offer, but only under
five conditions:
"First", Bobb y Lee said, "I ain't gonna kiss her on the lips."
The Keeper quickly agreed to this condition.
"Second", he said, "She must wear a 'Dale Earnhardt Forever'
T-Shirt." The keeper again readily agreed to this condition.
"Third", he said, "you can't never tell no one about this."
The keeper again readily agreed to this condition.
"Fourth", Bobby Lee said, "I want all the children raised
Southern Baptist." Once again it was agreed.
"And last," Bobby Lee said, "I'll need another week to
come up with the $500.00
