This woman complained to her Dr that she was getting tired of looking into the mirror and seeing this old woman looking back.
The Dr. said " I recommend this new face lift procedure. We install a mechanism with a little knob that sits on top of your head under your hair. When you want to look a little younger simple turn the knob and your face will tighten up.
The woman decides to have the operation.
It all worked fine for about 10 years but one day the woman noticed that she had bags under her eyes and no matter how many turns on the knob, the bags were still sitting there under her eyes.
She called to the Dr to complain about the mechanism in her head that stopped working.
The Dr. told her to make an appointment and come in to see him.
When she got there it only took a second for the Doctor to correct the problem.
"You've been turning on that knob quite a bit in the last year or so havent' you? said the Dr.
Why yes, said the patient. As I get older I've found that I need to turn the knob more and more.
Well, said the Dr. The bags under your eyes aren't bags.
They are your breasts.
The patient said to the Dr.
" I guess that explains my goatee".
The Dr. said " I recommend this new face lift procedure. We install a mechanism with a little knob that sits on top of your head under your hair. When you want to look a little younger simple turn the knob and your face will tighten up.
The woman decides to have the operation.
It all worked fine for about 10 years but one day the woman noticed that she had bags under her eyes and no matter how many turns on the knob, the bags were still sitting there under her eyes.
She called to the Dr to complain about the mechanism in her head that stopped working.
The Dr. told her to make an appointment and come in to see him.
When she got there it only took a second for the Doctor to correct the problem.
"You've been turning on that knob quite a bit in the last year or so havent' you? said the Dr.
Why yes, said the patient. As I get older I've found that I need to turn the knob more and more.
Well, said the Dr. The bags under your eyes aren't bags.
They are your breasts.
The patient said to the Dr.
" I guess that explains my goatee".
