A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. 'Have you ever done anything of particular merit?' St. Peterasked.
Well I can think of one thing,' thecowboy offered. 'On a trip to the BlackHills out in South Dakota , I came upon agang of bikers, who were threatening ayoung woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and smacked him in his face ... Kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. I yelled, 'Now, back off!! Or I'll kick the stuffings out of all of you!'
St. Peter was impressed, 'When did this happen?
'Just a couple of minutes ago.'
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