The Cannibal (aint it the truth )

[speeddemon]

A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant
operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and
looked over the menu...

Tourist: $5.00
Broiled Missionary: $10.00
Fried Explorer: $15.00
Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $100.00

The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, 'Why such a price
difference for the Politicians?'

The cook replied, 'Have you ever
tried to clean one? They're so full of sh!t, it takes all morning.'

 

[Snowizard]

 

[Idaho Ice]

Nice!

Sad thing is, they have it made as politicians. They have trained us not to expect anything good from them so they dont have to do anything good. When they do something WAY out there, we just shrug our shoulders and say "what else did we expect, they are politicians"

 

[ArcticBoy]

True enough!