Testical Festival?

[snowbunny chaser]

My Boss kept telling me he was go to ride his harley to montana to go to this testical festival. He said it was like sturges. I have never heard of it. Anyone know what it is? should i be making fun of my Boss?

He also said they have the ugliest beaver contest(not the animal). I'm not sure i would want to see that.

 

[maluchm]

I'm proud to say....No I haven't heard of that!

 

[woodzy]

Like sturgis??? I wouldn't go that far... teeny compared to sturgis. It is a crrrrazy time tho. Great party. Any you get to eat cow balls.

 

[spring snow hero]

when I go I usually toast the poor bulls misfortune with several beers.....lots of beers. prepare for a good time......unless you were a bull before dinner.

 

[maluchm]

Ah, OK cow balls is what I was thinking it refered to but the ugliest snatch? Thats just nasty. I guess sober peeps need not attend eh?

 

[spring snow hero]

I don't recall the beaver contest..........I do remember lots of titties

 

[Adrenaline Revolution]

There's another testicle festival held in North Bend Wa every winter.
Contact Fordman and Graveler for details.
I think a guy named Sapling Thrasher is their coordinator.

Not much beav or boobies but lots of azzholes though.

 

[Hardass]

I have not been but i hear it is pretty wild and not for the meek or timid.

 

[Scott]

I have not been but i hear it is pretty wild and not for the meek or timid.

Ahhhh the Testy Festy. Lol. I know the guy who puts it on now. He runs the local MMA club in Missoula.

T.F. Has been around for a long while. Been there a few times. Its not as big as other events but it is surely wild.

I remember the impromptu but well attended and lively box chowing contest on the stage back in about 95. Lol

 

[HeadLever]

I have not been but i hear it is pretty wild and not for the meek or timid.

There is a website for the Testy Festy. I would link to it, but I am at work. Search for "Testy Festy" and it should be the first one to pop up.

As a disclaimer, it is very NSFW.

 

[Sapling-Thrasher]

There's another testicle festival held in North Bend Wa every winter.
Contact Fordman and Graveler for details.
I think a guy named Sapling Thrasher is their coordinator.

Not much beav or boobies but lots of azzholes though.

I am taking applications for an event planning assistant..... I can hardly keep up with all of the autograph sessions.....

The testy website is nasty WTP!!!! Box munching on the bar with any of those so called "ladies" would push me to the box knife......

Even if they were head first in a sleeping bag........

 

[Scut Farkus]

i went to the testy festy in 2004 and i still can't figure out if i really, really liked it or really, really didn't like it. a few highlights: naked chics going at it on the pool tables, lots of titties, a makeshift stage with a wooden c*ck attached to a water hose for wet t-shirt contest and i caught my hometown dog catcher getting head in the bathroom stall. sounds great in theory but the "participants" were less than desireable.