Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns Over Women

[redlineguy]

OK here are the top 10

#10. You can trade an old .44 for a new .22.

#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

#6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4. Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3. A gun doesn't ask, "do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.


#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN










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[AKSNOWRIDER]

LOL..good one......

 

[sled-fiend]

Haha love the no.1

 

[ArcticBoy]

Guns don't care when you bring another gun home. It's legal to shoot guns.

 

[TBWdracula2003]

lmfao those are awesome

 

[Wade]

#10. You can trade an old .44 for a new .22.

Here fixed it for you.

#10. You can trade an old .44 magnum for a two .22 pistols.

 

[AkHockey10]

I heard this joke....

"Your gun and your girl have one thing in common... sometimes you wanna take one out back and shoot it."

yeah...that went over well...

 

[Clarke673]

You don't need to use protection when you stick your rod in your gun...

If your gun has "one in the chamber" that’s a good thing.

Your gun doesn't mind if you put a sock over its head, shove it in a box and stash it in the basement for a year or 2.

Guns have Safety’s; Women do to.... its called diamonds.

Men commonly can get 2 guns together and use them both at the same time.

 

[onlyrotax]

A gun will get off, I mean go off, everytime you pull the trigger.

 

[MARV1]

Those were great, lol.

 

[HIGHMARK]

OK here are the top 10


#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.



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The right woman won't have any objuections to these either, though.

 

[SAWYER]

gooder