Maybe you've heard it. I still thought it was funny.
A guy is driving around and he sees a sign in front of a house:
"Talking Dog For Sale." He rings the bell, and the owner tells him the
dog is in the backyard
The guy goes into the backyard and sees a Labrador Retriever sitting
there.
"You talk?" he asks.
"Yep," the Lab replies
"So, what's your story?"
The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I
was pretty young, and I wanted to help the government; so I told the CIA
about my gift, and in no time at all they had me jetting from country to
country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one
figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable
spies for eight years running."
"But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting
any younger so I wanted to settle down. I signed up for a job at the
airport to do some undercover security work, mostly wandering near
suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible
dealings and was awarded a batch of medals. I got married, had a mess of
puppies, and now I'm just retired."
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for
the dog.
"Ten dollars."
The guy says, "This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so
cheap?"
"Because he's such a liar. He didn't do any of that chit.
A guy is driving around and he sees a sign in front of a house:
"Talking Dog For Sale." He rings the bell, and the owner tells him the
dog is in the backyard
The guy goes into the backyard and sees a Labrador Retriever sitting
there.
"You talk?" he asks.
"Yep," the Lab replies
"So, what's your story?"
The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I
was pretty young, and I wanted to help the government; so I told the CIA
about my gift, and in no time at all they had me jetting from country to
country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one
figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable
spies for eight years running."
"But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting
any younger so I wanted to settle down. I signed up for a job at the
airport to do some undercover security work, mostly wandering near
suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible
dealings and was awarded a batch of medals. I got married, had a mess of
puppies, and now I'm just retired."
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for
the dog.
"Ten dollars."
The guy says, "This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so
cheap?"
"Because he's such a liar. He didn't do any of that chit.
