'Survivor - Montana Style.'

[Lt Rascal]

Due to the popularity of the Survivor's shows, Montana is planning to do
its own, titled 'Survivor - Montana Style.'

The contestants will start in Billings, travel over to Bozeman and on to
Great Falls, Conrad, Shelby & Butte. Then they will head north to
Helena. From there they will head east to Havre & Malta, then south to
Grassrange and Roundup, on to Glendive and Miles City, and the final

leg will be back to Billings.

Each will be driving a pink Volvo with California license plates and a
large bumper sticker that reads: I'm gay, I'm a Vegetarian, Beer is
harmful to your health, Republicans suck, Hillary in 2008, Deer hunting
is murder, and I'm here to confiscate your guns.

The first one that makes it back to Billings alive wins. Good luck to
all contestants.

 

[T-Bone]

They should make the jog over to Browning...

 

[phatty]

too easy... they just call there buddy ted turner and drive the whole distance on his land, staying with cowboy sheep herders if they need too...

 

[yardfarmer]

too easy... they just call there buddy ted turner and drive the whole distance on his land, staying with cowboy sheep herders if they need too...

 

[Bubba700]

Rascal ,Phatty , thats some funny stuff right there.

 

[ARCTIC DUCK]

baaaaaaaaaaaaaaa flock together my lil sheep!!

 

[To The Pipe]

You have never been to Bozeman, Missoula or Kalispell have you? In the last 15 years they have become the majority. This is why we are losing riding areas left and right! Send 'em to WY. There might be enough good ol' boys left down there to take care of them!

 

[Skogen]

True, to many hug trees!
I always figured the only thing you would get from hugging a tree was a sliver!


I was thinking Survivor MT style would be going into the bar in Fraiser or Babb on a Saturday night and asking for a drink and leaving alive.