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speeddemon
Well-known member
A filthy rich Georgia man decided that he wanted to throw a
> Party & invited
> >>> all of his buddies & neighbors. He also invited Leroy, the
> only Black man
> >>> in the neighborhood.
> >>
> >>> He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his
> mansion.
> >> Leroy was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating
> Shrimp, oysters,
> >> BBQ & flirting with all the women.
> >>
> >>> At the height of the party, the host said, 'I have a 10-ft
> man-eating
> >>> gator In my pool & I'll give a million dollars to anyone
> >> who has the nerve to jump in.'
> >>
> >>> The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud
> splash &
> >>> every-one turned around & saw Leroy in the pool! Leroy was
> fighting the
> >>> gator & kicking its a$$! Leroy was jabbing the Gator in the
> eyes with his
> >>> thumbs, throwing punches, head butts & Choke holds, biting
> the gator on
> >>> the tail & flipping the gator through the air like some kind
> of Judo
> >>> Instructor.
> >>
> >>> The water was churning & splashing everywhere. Both Leroy &
> the gator were
> >>> screaming & raising hell. Finally Leroy strangled the gator
> & let it float
> >>> to the top like a dime store goldfish. Leroy then slowly
> climbed out of
> >>> the pool. Everybody was just staring at him in disbelief.
> >>
> >>> Finally the host says, 'Well, Leroy, I reckon I owe you a
> million dollars.
> >>
> >>> ''No, that's okay. I don't want it,' said Leroy.
> >>
> >>> The rich man said, 'Man, I have to give you something. You
> won the bet.
> >>> How about half a million bucks then?' 'No thanks.
> >> I don't want it,' answered Leroy. The host said, 'Come on,
> >> I insist on giving you something. That was amazing.
> >> How about a new Porsche, a Rolex & some stock options?'
> >>
> >>> Again Leroy said no. Confused, the rich man asked, 'Well,
> Leroy,
> >> then what do you want?'
> >>
> >> Leroy said, 'I want the name of the sumbit(h who pushed me
> in the pool!'
> Party & invited
> >>> all of his buddies & neighbors. He also invited Leroy, the
> only Black man
> >>> in the neighborhood.
> >>
> >>> He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his
> mansion.
> >> Leroy was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating
> Shrimp, oysters,
> >> BBQ & flirting with all the women.
> >>
> >>> At the height of the party, the host said, 'I have a 10-ft
> man-eating
> >>> gator In my pool & I'll give a million dollars to anyone
> >> who has the nerve to jump in.'
> >>
> >>> The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud
> splash &
> >>> every-one turned around & saw Leroy in the pool! Leroy was
> fighting the
> >>> gator & kicking its a$$! Leroy was jabbing the Gator in the
> eyes with his
> >>> thumbs, throwing punches, head butts & Choke holds, biting
> the gator on
> >>> the tail & flipping the gator through the air like some kind
> of Judo
> >>> Instructor.
> >>
> >>> The water was churning & splashing everywhere. Both Leroy &
> the gator were
> >>> screaming & raising hell. Finally Leroy strangled the gator
> & let it float
> >>> to the top like a dime store goldfish. Leroy then slowly
> climbed out of
> >>> the pool. Everybody was just staring at him in disbelief.
> >>
> >>> Finally the host says, 'Well, Leroy, I reckon I owe you a
> million dollars.
> >>
> >>> ''No, that's okay. I don't want it,' said Leroy.
> >>
> >>> The rich man said, 'Man, I have to give you something. You
> won the bet.
> >>> How about half a million bucks then?' 'No thanks.
> >> I don't want it,' answered Leroy. The host said, 'Come on,
> >> I insist on giving you something. That was amazing.
> >> How about a new Porsche, a Rolex & some stock options?'
> >>
> >>> Again Leroy said no. Confused, the rich man asked, 'Well,
> Leroy,
> >> then what do you want?'
> >>
> >> Leroy said, 'I want the name of the sumbit(h who pushed me
> in the pool!'
