Stupid Problems, Simple solutions

[Meatman]

Problem: Men have selective hearing, it's in our genes and finely tuned throughout life directed mainly toward women

Solution: Selective speech training for women between the ages of 15 and death

Problem: Too many chicken nuggets/french fries/etc; not enough ketchup

Solution: Put the amount of ketchup that you normally would on the plate....then make a little reserve squeeze off to the side so you are not tempted to use it before it's time.

**I'm more than willing to answer any problems my fellow snowesters may face through out their daily lives. ( i have a LOT of spare time on my hands)

 

[Interceptor]

**I'm more than willing to answer any problems my fellow snowesters may face through out their daily lives.

Problem - I have a recurring dream that involves the girlfriend, a nine iron, a midget clown, a pail of ice cubes and a soldering iron. Should I tell her about it or just keep this one to myself?

Thanks for the help

 

[Meatman]

well if you tell her you risk the possiblilty that you dream would never happen....if you slip her some roofies and indulge you can make up some lame a$$ story of what happend last night.... in the morning

hope this helps

-meatman

 

[HawkShot99]

well if you tell her you risk the possiblilty that you dream would never happen....if you slip her some roofies and indulge you can make up some lame a$$ story of what happend last night.... in the morning

You are a very wise man!

 

[buck50]

well if you tell her you risk the possiblilty that you dream would never happen....if you slip her some roofies and indulge you can make up some lame a$$ story of what happend last night.... in the morning

hope this helps

-meatman

rotflmao

 

[Interceptor]

ok - the plan is in motion, wish me luck

 

[Dogmeat]

problem:

I keep buying too god damned much snowmobiling crap and I'm making myself totally broke from it

 

[Meatman]

problem:

I keep buying too god damned much snowmobiling crap and I'm making myself totally broke from it

EEEASY....grab an AK-47, those nice oakley gloves with the carbon fiber knuckles, a black ski mask like the 'funny guy' has in boondock saints...speaking of, you may want to get some fawkin rope too just in case. Proceed to your nearest bank....not the one you bank because thats rude. and demand for an exceptionally large loan that will remain unpaid after the transaction is complete. Hope this helps.

 

[MARV1]

I need more beer. . . Like right now. . .

 

[HawkShot99]

I need more beer. . . Like right now. . .

I can handle this one. Go buy some more. But this time buy a few cases, so you dont run out.

 

[MARV1]

In a hotel room right now buddy, only option is bar downstairs which my GF doesn't want me to go to. Andy(Akhockey10) doesn't want to give me a ride right now.

 

[HawkShot99]

In a hotel room right now buddy, only option is bar downstairs which my GF doesn't want me to go to.

Well your with your GF....Go have some fun

 

[MARV1]

Naw, don't want another baby yet.

 

[Meatman]

Well your with your GF....Go have some fun

Well I just may know some one with a midget, a soldering iron, a 9 iron and some ice cubes...if your nice you just might be able to get some roofies too! ha ha ha

 

[Interceptor]

PROBLEM - The girlfriend has locked herself in the closet crying, I have burn marks on my azz, the bed is soaked in water and there is a freaky little midget clown in the kitchen eating all my food and wont leave!
On the bright side, my nine iron is bent so I guess I need a new set of clubs next year!

 

[Meatman]

SOLUTION - she's just a g/f right? my friend, there are a lot of fish in the sea, misdgets can be quite handy to have around the house. beer getter/beer holder etc, etc, besides how much food can a midget eat? really! As for you azz, that's something you are gonna have to figure out, i would suggest sitting in the water on your bed, takes the sting away. Good luck golfing next year!

 

[PJ-Hunter]

In a hotel room right now buddy, only option is bar downstairs which my GF doesn't want me to go to. Andy(Akhockey10) doesn't want to give me a ride right now.

Who wears the pants? You or your GF? If you ain't gonna get lucky with her, go drinkin!

 

[bonz50]

PROBLEM - The girlfriend has locked herself in the closet crying, I have burn marks on my azz, the bed is soaked in water and there is a freaky little midget clown in the kitchen eating all my food and wont leave!
On the bright side, my nine iron is bent so I guess I need a new set of clubs next year!

is the midget male or female???

 

[shortstop20]

shemale midget?