Still laughing

[Bubba700]

So Im coming back from installing a system this morning and get of the free way. Well at the off ramp that I use there is always 2 or 3 guys pan handling.There is one regular thats pretty funny, has an artificial leg and has a sign that says" down to my last leg" sorta makes me laugh, he is always good for a laugh and smile. Today there is a guy, never seen him before, and this regular (picture the Jailbait fisherman on the northwestern from the deadliest catch) stomping up to the new guy. He proceeds to start cursing at the new guy and tells him to get his own F-in corner to beg from. Dunno Lmao seemed hilarious to see 2 beggars fighting over a street corner. Wanted to yell " if you worked as hard as you fight you might still have a job!"

 

[khaddon2110]

when I was a teenager, we would go to downtown portland on the weekends sometimes..... if you threw a penny or nickel out the window to a bum, they would immediately run for the sound of the coin hitting the ground and throw it in their mouth.... pretty funny, but I guess they did it so no one would steal it...


anyway, buddy got this idea to put a penny on a lighter so that the flame got it very hot......... he throws it out the window and sure enough, the bum throws it in his mouth........I'm thinking it branded his tounge with an imprint of ol' abe.

 

[Bubba700]

when I was a teenager, we would go to downtown portland on the weekends sometimes..... if you threw a penny or nickel out the window to a bum, they would immediately run for the sound of the coin hitting the ground and throw it in their mouth.... pretty funny, but I guess they did it so no one would steal it...


anyway, buddy got this idea to put a penny on a lighter so that the flame got it very hot......... he throws it out the window and sure enough, the bum throws it in his mouth........I'm thinking it branded his tounge with an imprint of ol' abe.

ooooo thats messed up man,
Funniest thing with Change I have ever done , christmas time Mall in Idaho Falls had a buddy working at a booth by center court. Took a couple quarters and super glued them to the floor. Funny watchin kids bust their A's triin to pry those things up.

 

[mattymac]

I always liked watching the bum fights dot com thingy, they would pay two bums like 20 bucks each to fight one another or pay em to do sick and gross stuff. General public hated it but its not like they were holding a gun to their head or anything??? Its better than starving I guess? Or commiting a crime to get put in jail so you can have a bench and a roof over ya while you sleep and food (I guess its classified as food) in the jail.


Kinda like 2 girls 1 cup but with homless bums. (wonder how much they made from that?)


We had just one panhandler in our whole town of about 50K! Had a good job then one day was fired, works the street corner and makes good money! Hes honest about it and tells people all the details, his brother is a cop, drives a brand new Z71, and someone even setup a myspace for the guy! Hes kinda famous around here!!!

Now about every jobless idiot covers every intersection through town!

 

[ZL50068]

I dont feel bad for them one bit, maybe some situations are different but 99% of the time ,they could walk into a burger king, and 5 min later they are flipping burgers, making some $. not to hard is it?

 

[XC700116]

Funniest on I've seen was in a seedy part of Denver (railroad tracks seem to be a staple for the seedy areas so I find almost all of them) Anyway this guy has a sign that says

"Why Lie, Spaceship Broken Need Parts" I laughed so hard I had to give the guy 5 bucks and told him he should be a commedian.

 

[khaddon2110]

I dont feel bad for them one bit, maybe some situations are different but 99% of the time ,they could walk into a burger king, and 5 min later they are flipping burgers, making some $. not to hard is it?

or taking a bath in the dishwashing sink

 

[ZL50068]

or taking a bath in the dishwashing sink

eeewwwwww!

 

[sdbanker]

Used to go "bowling for bluehairs"...took a roll of nickels and stood outside of the Sunday Breakfast Buffet (Millstone, Perkins, etc) restaurant after church. When grandpa or grandma would walk out the door, we would roll a nickel down the sidewalk past them and watch them scramble to pick it up. Cheap entertainment.