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skidoorulz
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A man died and went to Heaven and was met at the gate by St. Peter. St. Peter took him to a waiting room to wait to be processed. In this room were pictures of all of the U.S. presidents, (dead and alive) Above each picture was a clock. The man noticed that every now and then the hands on one of the clocks would all of a sudden move forward by 1 hour. This happened only to the clocks of the presidents that were still alive. When St. Peter came back in to get the man, the man said I have a question for you. He aske St. Peter why the clocks moved only for the live Presidents. St. Peter replied that everytime one of the presidents sinned the clock would move 1 hour closer to that presidents end. The man then said I noticed that there is no clock above Bill Clintons picture, Why is that? St. Peter said Oh it is in the gym, We needed a fan in there.
