I have to share a funny story from last weekend.
About 12:30 in the morning my dog starts baring downstairs like there is a deer in the yard. He goes on for about 2 minutes so I finally tell him to shut up. About 10 minutes later he does it again. This time I go down stairs to see if a deer is standing outside the door. Instead I see my entire back year TP'd. Boy was I pissed. I scanned the yard looking for the little pricks but had a small light on in the kitchen so I couldnt see out that well. I turned it off and bingo the little knuckleheads are standing to the far right side of my house and didn't see me watching them.
I went to the front door and waited for them to pass by. Scared the living crap out of them. They bolted for the road and the car they were in so I grabbed my truck keys, in my underwear, and chased them down about 3 blocks away before they realized they were not getting away.
Turns out they all know my oldest daughter Kimi. I made the driver give me his license and the other 2 wrote their names and phone numbers down. I could smell the piss in their car. lol. They were so scared I thought they were gonna cry.
I made them come back the next day and clean it all up. They were so scared they brought one of their dads with them. Boy did I laugh my *** off while they cleaned up my yard.
Chalk one up for dad. I'm now a legend at Mt Spokane High. When they came back I made them take a picture to show their stupidity of thinking they could TP my house and not get busted by the Motleyone!
I even made them hold my killer dog in the pic with them!