A cute email I received....
We've all seen different variations of this one......
Subject: SD Weather
Cold Weather behavior:
60 above zero: Floridians turn on the heat. South Dakotans plant gardens.
50 above zero: Californians shiver uncontrollably. People are sunbathing in Watertown.
40 above zero: Import cars won't start. South Dakotans drive with the sunroof open.
32 above zero: Distilled water freezes. The water in Pickerel Lake gets thicker.
20 above zero: New Mexicans don long johns, parkas and wool hats & mittens. South Dakotans throw on a flannel shirt.
15 above zero: New York landlords finally turn on the heat. People in South Dakotans have one last cookout before it gets cold.
Zero: People in Miami all die. South Dakotans close the windows.
10 below zero: Californians fly away to Mexico. South Dakotans dig their winter coats out of storage.
25 below zero: Hollywood disintegrates. Girl Scouts in South Dakotans still selling cookies door to door.
40 below zero: Washington, D.C. finally runs out of hot air. People in South Dakotans let their dogs sleep indoors.
100 below zero: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. South Dakotans get upset because their balls shrink.
460 below zero: ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale). People in South Dakotans can be heard to say, "Cold 'nuff fer ya?"
500 below zero: Hell freezes over. South Dakotans public schools open 2 hours late.
We've all seen different variations of this one......
Subject: SD Weather
Cold Weather behavior:
60 above zero: Floridians turn on the heat. South Dakotans plant gardens.
50 above zero: Californians shiver uncontrollably. People are sunbathing in Watertown.
40 above zero: Import cars won't start. South Dakotans drive with the sunroof open.
32 above zero: Distilled water freezes. The water in Pickerel Lake gets thicker.
20 above zero: New Mexicans don long johns, parkas and wool hats & mittens. South Dakotans throw on a flannel shirt.
15 above zero: New York landlords finally turn on the heat. People in South Dakotans have one last cookout before it gets cold.
Zero: People in Miami all die. South Dakotans close the windows.
10 below zero: Californians fly away to Mexico. South Dakotans dig their winter coats out of storage.
25 below zero: Hollywood disintegrates. Girl Scouts in South Dakotans still selling cookies door to door.
40 below zero: Washington, D.C. finally runs out of hot air. People in South Dakotans let their dogs sleep indoors.
100 below zero: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. South Dakotans get upset because their balls shrink.
460 below zero: ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale). People in South Dakotans can be heard to say, "Cold 'nuff fer ya?"
500 below zero: Hell freezes over. South Dakotans public schools open 2 hours late.