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South Dakota Weather (somewhat of a repeat)

Mafesto

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A cute email I received....
We've all seen different variations of this one......

Subject: SD Weather
Cold Weather behavior:

60 above zero: Floridians turn on the heat. South Dakotans plant gardens.

50 above zero: Californians shiver uncontrollably. People are sunbathing in Watertown.

40 above zero: Import cars won't start. South Dakotans drive with the sunroof open.

32 above zero: Distilled water freezes. The water in Pickerel Lake gets thicker.

20 above zero: New Mexicans don long johns, parkas and wool hats & mittens. South Dakotans throw on a flannel shirt.

15 above zero: New York landlords finally turn on the heat. People in South Dakotans have one last cookout before it gets cold.

Zero: People in Miami all die. South Dakotans close the windows.

10 below zero: Californians fly away to Mexico. South Dakotans dig their winter coats out of storage.

25 below zero: Hollywood disintegrates. Girl Scouts in South Dakotans still selling cookies door to door.

40 below zero: Washington, D.C. finally runs out of hot air. People in South Dakotans let their dogs sleep indoors.

100 below zero: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. South Dakotans get upset because their balls shrink.

460 below zero: ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale). People in South Dakotans can be heard to say, "Cold 'nuff fer ya?"

500 below zero: Hell freezes over. South Dakotans public schools open 2 hours late.
 
real nice but how can south dakota claim that they are in a real cold state
 
went on a 5 mile ride today with a flanel jacket on 20 degrees
its been so cold so long here above zero is nothin. worst part is snow is usually chitty the last say 8 years. this years not to bad.
 
It was snowing last night...........
and it had warmed up more than 60 degrees from mid week!
 
2 wks. of -40+,we're a good bunch of peeps and gladly luv to share with our brethren down below by sending it your way!:D 100 deg. temp. swing in a matter of days and still winter,only in AK.
 
It was 25 degrees and dropping with incoming weather when I left Pierre on Sat afternoon about 1pm. I saw the Army National Guard running in shorts and t-shirts on the bike path across from the womens prison. Anyone remember how cold the 80's was on the old wind temp scale? I remember playing outside in -84 with windchill and they warned not going outside, breathing too deep etc. Now it has to be what...-42 below with windchill before it's the same effect. problem is people who grew up during those days don't get phased as much because alot of us forget the new measurment system for wind chill.
 
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