>>Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed
>>that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a
>>lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed
>>itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system
>>activity, such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting and Fishing
>>7.5, and Snowmobiling 8.0. I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the >>background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking >>about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife
>>1.0. Please help!
>>
>>Thanks,
>>
>>A Troubled User. (KEEP READING)
>>
>>______________________________________
>>
>>REPLY:
>>Dear Troubled User:
>>
>>This is a very common problem that men complain about.
>>
>>Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it
> is
>>just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING
>>SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also
>>impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0. It is
>>impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system
> once
>>installed!
>>
>>You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to
> not
>>allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child
>>Support. I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the
>>situation. I suggest installing the background application 'Yes Dear'
>>to alleviate software augmentation.
>>
>>The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because
>>ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the
> system
>>will return to normal anyway.
>>Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance.
>>Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep
>>3.0, Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2.
>>
>>However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will
>>cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5. Once this happens,
>>the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase
>>additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0 !
>>
>>WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With
> Short
>>Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will
> cause
>>irreversible damage to the operating system.
>>
>>Best of luck,
>>Tech Support
>>
>>that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a
>>lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed
>>itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system
>>activity, such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting and Fishing
>>7.5, and Snowmobiling 8.0. I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the >>background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking >>about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife
>>1.0. Please help!
>>
>>Thanks,
>>
>>A Troubled User. (KEEP READING)
>>
>>______________________________________
>>
>>REPLY:
>>Dear Troubled User:
>>
>>This is a very common problem that men complain about.
>>
>>Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it
> is
>>just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING
>>SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also
>>impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0. It is
>>impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system
> once
>>installed!
>>
>>You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to
> not
>>allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child
>>Support. I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the
>>situation. I suggest installing the background application 'Yes Dear'
>>to alleviate software augmentation.
>>
>>The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because
>>ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the
> system
>>will return to normal anyway.
>>Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance.
>>Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep
>>3.0, Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2.
>>
>>However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will
>>cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5. Once this happens,
>>the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase
>>additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0 !
>>
>>WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With
> Short
>>Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will
> cause
>>irreversible damage to the operating system.
>>
>>Best of luck,
>>Tech Support
>>
