So I broke down and had 2 donuts

[Fosgate]

"mmm they're still warm"
"I think I've had these before."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0JYij8nxGc

 

[MPS]

A Newfie was stopped by a game warden recently with two ice chest
Full of fish. He was leavin' a cove well-known for its fishing.

The game warden asked the man,
'Do you have a license to catch those fish?'
'Naw, sir', replied the Newfie. 'I ain't got none of dem dere
Licenses. I don't need one. You must understand, by, dese here is
My pet fish.'
'Pet fish?'

'Yeah. Dat's de trut' bye. Every night, I take dese fish down to de
Cove and let 'em swim 'round for awhile. Den, when I whistles, dey
Jump right back into dese here ice chests and I takes 'em home.'

'That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that.'

The Newfie looked at the warden for a moment and then said, 'It's de
Trut Mr. Government Man. I'll show ya. It really works.'

'O.K.', said the warden. 'I've got to see this!'

The Newfie stood on a rock and poured the fish into the cove. Then
He stood and looked out to sea.

After several minutes, the warden says, 'Well?'
'Well, what?', says the Newf.

The warden says, 'When are you going to call them back?'
'Call who back?'

'The FISH', replied the warden!

'What fish?', replied the Newfie.

Moral of the story: We may not be as smart as some city slickers on
De mainland but by the lard tundering jaysus we ain't as dumb as some

Government employees.

 

[Beels]

a newfie was stopped by a game warden recently with two ice chest
full of fish. He was leavin' a cove well-known for its fishing.

The game warden asked the man,
'do you have a license to catch those fish?'
'naw, sir', replied the newfie. 'i ain't got none of dem dere
licenses. I don't need one. You must understand, by, dese here is
my pet fish.'
'pet fish?'

'yeah. Dat's de trut' bye. Every night, i take dese fish down to de
cove and let 'em swim 'round for awhile. Den, when i whistles, dey
jump right back into dese here ice chests and i takes 'em home.'

'that's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that.'

the newfie looked at the warden for a moment and then said, 'it's de
trut mr. Government man. I'll show ya. It really works.'

'o.k.', said the warden. 'i've got to see this!'

the newfie stood on a rock and poured the fish into the cove. Then
he stood and looked out to sea.

After several minutes, the warden says, 'well?'
'well, what?', says the newf.

The warden says, 'when are you going to call them back?'
'call who back?'

'the fish', replied the warden!

'what fish?', replied the newfie.

Moral of the story: We may not be as smart as some city slickers on
de mainland but by the lard tundering jaysus we ain't as dumb as some

government employees.

bahahahahaha......

 

[Scott]

A Newfie was stopped by a game warden recently with two ice chest
Full of fish. He was leavin' a cove well-known for its fishing.

The game warden asked the man,
'Do you have a license to catch those fish?'
'Naw, sir', replied the Newfie. 'I ain't got none of dem dere
Licenses. I don't need one. You must understand, by, dese here is
My pet fish.'
'Pet fish?'

'Yeah. Dat's de trut' bye. Every night, I take dese fish down to de
Cove and let 'em swim 'round for awhile. Den, when I whistles, dey
Jump right back into dese here ice chests and I takes 'em home.'

'That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that.'

The Newfie looked at the warden for a moment and then said, 'It's de
Trut Mr. Government Man. I'll show ya. It really works.'

'O.K.', said the warden. 'I've got to see this!'

The Newfie stood on a rock and poured the fish into the cove. Then
He stood and looked out to sea.

After several minutes, the warden says, 'Well?'
'Well, what?', says the Newf.

The warden says, 'When are you going to call them back?'
'Call who back?'

'The FISH', replied the warden!

'What fish?', replied the Newfie.

Moral of the story: We may not be as smart as some city slickers on
De mainland but by the lard tundering jaysus we ain't as dumb as some

Government employees.

HAHAHAHA....that's a classic.

 

[Scut Farkus]

ain't as dumb as some Government employees.

aren't you one of those government employees?

now before you get all hacked off, i'm just breaking balls and teasing. i don't want you pulling me over after a few suds. it's hard enough to drive straight as it is-i don't need those annoying lights blinding me.

 

[MPS]

aren't you one of those government employees?

now before you get all hacked off, i'm just breaking balls and teasing. i don't want you pulling me over after a few suds. it's hard enough to drive straight as it is-i don't need those annoying lights blinding me.

Yes, that is why I posted it...I can laugh at myself. I didn't read the second half of what you said.


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[Super B]

Yes, that is why I posted it...I can laugh at myself. I didn't read the second half of what you said.


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He said he likes bacon with his beer.

 

[MPS]

He said he likes bacon with his beer.

Yes, but on pizza, BLT, turkey club, or a bacon cheeseburger. HMMM beer and bacon.

BTW, I hate it when I have a turtle head poking out when doing a search warrant....happened to me last night. I'm not gonna use a dirtbags toilet!


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[buck50]

Yes, but on pizza, BLT, turkey club, or a bacon cheeseburger. HMMM beer and bacon.

BTW, I hate it when I have a turtle head poking out when doing a search warrant....happened to me last night. I'm not gonna use a dirtbags toilet!


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do it, leave a nice upper decker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[MPS]

do it, leave a nice upper decker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

haha hell no! those toilets have things living on and in them!

 

[motojunkie101]

you can just use the excuse that you were searching for something under the lid and "someone" had dropped a deuce in there....crazy world huh?

wait dont comment, the LEO haters will file a lawsuit against you.