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Sled OEMs analogy in "Redneck Terms"

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wow. You guys/gals are funny. I haven't been on snowest for days and I come back and ka-pow. I am trying to be on here more than twice a year.

to answer some posts in order of posting:

I did ride the MILF in Alticity 4,5,6 and ocassionally the doo. The red vector was heavy, loud and relliable. and left 10 foot craters where ever it landed.

I AM RIDING A DOO this year. AND, And...it will be disco yellow and CHROME painted! with a horn and real synthetic aligator seat! pics up someday here. It is ugly and cool looking. But i am secure with myself and that's what matters. Will have an Alticity films sticker on it even though it's over....except for one more film next year. just a habit. Been ( years with it on a sled. I imagine there will always be. and a Rexburg Motorsports decal, because it is the bestest sled store in the world!!!!!

IQR long track....wow. That's like the girl that went micheal Jackson with the plastic surgery. And like micheal jackson it should have stayed black and out of the beverly hills doctors offices.

Deuce on a snowhawk...he likes migets and one leggers. Secretly.

Me an shrink and spare time? No. I have used that analogy for years. Snowmobiling is my life in allot of ways. And after everyone asks 1000 times what sleds best.....you need a good answer. Buying a sled is like being married. and if you serioously dating or married....everyone knows what this analogy means!

Gimpster: That post is just a classic! If snowest has a wall of fame...tada. that's on it.

Trophy wife: Any rich guy with a super duper sled that can't be ridden is a trophy sled. everyone wants to ride it but it never really get ridden by the owner.

What about the untrophy wife????

CMX: Its like a russian mail in order wife. You pretty much pick you parts chassis and motor. What's better than that!!! Except, big exception here...like a russian woman, once you get her out in the real world you have NO IDEA what you are going to get. She may leave you once out, she may steal all your money (never run right), or she may be her own mystery with all the fancy gadets she has that no one else does. It's a gamble...

just to review the thread...here are some words rarely found in a sled forum...hummm.hummm..

." metro sexual, sugar daddy, 60 year old cans, large stable feet, hard to straddle, betty boop pink hooptie!!!, big boned girl, mistress, admired some eskimos but never rode one"

wow. poetry. I have to leave. i only had couple minutes to write. i will respond to the "togetee incident" later. To much there to pass up.

Sorry about the spelling. but like forest gump. i am not smart man. But i can run fast and play wicked game of ping pong....and i get jenny.
 
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