I kept waiting for one to be labeled a MILF! Nice thread. It's healthy to laugh.
Sled OEMs analogy in "Redneck Terms"
- Thread starter H.I. McDunna
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knee deep in it
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John Deere, Kawasaki, Scorpion, Evinrude - still good for riding at the cabin.
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H.I. McDunna
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"riding at the cabin" lolllOlL.
Milf....hmmmm..
Maybe that $30,000 Apex that some rich dude has could be considered a milf???
Defenition:
You could never ride it of course. It could never be yours. The man who has it doesn't know what he's got and can't ride it any better that a 500 Indy. It's the trophy sled.
BUT.....if given the chance you could give it the ride of it's life! The MILF (the multi-dollar hooptie apex) would all at once realize the ride that a "regular redneck man" COULD be giving her. Only then you realize that you are broke as dontated Salvation army bike and she wants NOTHING to do with you!!!
A true MILf of a sled!!!!
Milf....hmmmm..
Maybe that $30,000 Apex that some rich dude has could be considered a milf???
Defenition:
You could never ride it of course. It could never be yours. The man who has it doesn't know what he's got and can't ride it any better that a 500 Indy. It's the trophy sled.
BUT.....if given the chance you could give it the ride of it's life! The MILF (the multi-dollar hooptie apex) would all at once realize the ride that a "regular redneck man" COULD be giving her. Only then you realize that you are broke as dontated Salvation army bike and she wants NOTHING to do with you!!!
A true MILf of a sled!!!!
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sledhead699
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sweet so true
Haven't you guy's heard of Brigham Young? Sneaked off with a different sled every Saturday, but took that Apex to church every Sunday? Ahhh....variety, the spice of life.
Dear H.I.
Dude, you sound like a man of wisdom, and I am seriously screwed. Last week a bunch of buddies picked me up for a bachelor party over at Togwotee. "Leave your Dragon," they said. "We've rented some sleds". So we get there and you can guess the rest. The alcohol starts flowing, and then someone opens a trailer and pretty soon XP's are everywhere, and everyone else is riding one, so half drunk, I say "What the heck. What happens at Togwotee stays at Togwotee", and I hop on one. Absolutely the ride of my life. I wake up the next morning feeling guilty as sin. On the way home, a trailer load of Skidoos passes us going the other way. My heart starts racing & I get that Woodrow feeling down low. I swear, I feel like a teenager again. Once home, I tried to sneak past the Dragon in the garage, but it smelled the mixture of two stroke oil and belt dust and the accusations started flyin'. I didn't know what to do, so like a real man, I lied about everything.
So here's the problem. Now I sit at my desk and all I think about is the XP from Togwotee. I tried to ride the Polaris yesterday, and caught myself closing my eyes and imagining I was on the XP. Even scarier, I didn't use protection, and when I was taking a leak this morning, I looked down, and yep, sure enough, I'm pissin' yellow. I'm old enough to know that the grass is always greener and all that, but dang, I wish I'd just stayed home from the party.
H.I., what should I do?
Rusty Rooster, aka "The Big Cawk"
Dude, you sound like a man of wisdom, and I am seriously screwed. Last week a bunch of buddies picked me up for a bachelor party over at Togwotee. "Leave your Dragon," they said. "We've rented some sleds". So we get there and you can guess the rest. The alcohol starts flowing, and then someone opens a trailer and pretty soon XP's are everywhere, and everyone else is riding one, so half drunk, I say "What the heck. What happens at Togwotee stays at Togwotee", and I hop on one. Absolutely the ride of my life. I wake up the next morning feeling guilty as sin. On the way home, a trailer load of Skidoos passes us going the other way. My heart starts racing & I get that Woodrow feeling down low. I swear, I feel like a teenager again. Once home, I tried to sneak past the Dragon in the garage, but it smelled the mixture of two stroke oil and belt dust and the accusations started flyin'. I didn't know what to do, so like a real man, I lied about everything.
So here's the problem. Now I sit at my desk and all I think about is the XP from Togwotee. I tried to ride the Polaris yesterday, and caught myself closing my eyes and imagining I was on the XP. Even scarier, I didn't use protection, and when I was taking a leak this morning, I looked down, and yep, sure enough, I'm pissin' yellow. I'm old enough to know that the grass is always greener and all that, but dang, I wish I'd just stayed home from the party.
H.I., what should I do?
Rusty Rooster, aka "The Big Cawk"
aw come on guys... an APEX as a MILF??? Its gotta be something alittle more on the slender side than an APEX...those things are heavy...
An as for my HONDA powered sled... Its just JAIL-BAIT ( 99 skidoo Mini-Z 120 cc with a Honda motor in it )
thanks for the chuckles...
An as for my HONDA powered sled... Its just JAIL-BAIT ( 99 skidoo Mini-Z 120 cc with a Honda motor in it )
thanks for the chuckles...
Very entertaining. I only have Cats but if I were a rich man, I'd own a couple of each.
There is only one flaw with your analogy -
I'm not proud, I would ride any girl - hot, not, needy, cranky, big, small, hard to start, whatever... but I still wont ride an Arctic cat
I'm not proud, I would ride any girl - hot, not, needy, cranky, big, small, hard to start, whatever... but I still wont ride an Arctic cat
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My 2 cents
Well said I agree
Well said I agree
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Clarke673
Somewhere between too dumb to quit and flat earth
I am using that in my sig lol.
McDunna...? are you the guy on the red yamaha in the older Alticity movies? Like 4, 5, and 6?
WOW...there was a great amount of thought that went into this...hopefully my doo will be the good girlfriend this year
Great thread!!!
Great thread!!!
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snow hawk gal
Banned
Cute!
Paul McCartney's Ex-Wife, Heather Mills, might prove your point.
Yet I think the handicap is the closed mind of the ignorant fool!!
Paul McCartney's Ex-Wife, Heather Mills, might prove your point.
Yet I think the handicap is the closed mind of the ignorant fool!!
Good post!!! I had to send this thread on to some non 4m members!!
Awesome post! Pretty damned accurate too I must say.
Alright H.I. Here's one for you. IQR long track mod.
The 383 800 is like a 60 year old woman with all the "mods". At first glance she looks alright, but the closer you get the uglier she gets. You realize it is just an old woman with some big cans. You can see all the lines and seams holding this thing together. I'll be waiting for the kidney punches!
duece bigelow male gigelow?
didnt duece date a snowhawk in that movie? he was kissin up and down her leg and realized it was a fake leg.....he knows how good the hawks are!!!
didnt duece date a snowhawk in that movie? he was kissin up and down her leg and realized it was a fake leg.....he knows how good the hawks are!!!
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