Short story

[ruffryder]

Short story,

So I am in the grocery store, buying a case of mixed fountain soda's, root beer, orange cream (yumm), and some other good ones. I am holding onto the cardboard case with one hand. As I am walking out to the car, I cross the road in the parking lot and the case drops. It falls onto the ground, breaking one of the orange cream (dang) bottles. I say loudly "mother fu$ker". The car coming at me sees this, and obviously knows what I said and they start smiling. I start smiling too, and take the broken case to my car with my head hung low in shame. As I pass the oncoming car, the lady in the passenger seat tells me that I can go into the store and exchange it for a new one. I look at her with a questioned face and say, "Lady, this is not a communist country, I don't expect people to pay for my mistakes!"

Hope you liked it...

 

[jimmy buffet]

Sad But True.

People Do That Kind Of $hit All The Time. If Its Your Fault Than Its Your Mistake. People Are So Cheap!!!!

Did You Pick Up The Can Or Bottle And Finish The Orande Cream:d

 

[ruffryder]

Sad But True.

People Do That Kind Of $hit All The Time. If Its Your Fault Than Its Your Mistake. People Are So Cheap!!!!

Did You Pick Up The Can Or Bottle And Finish The Orande Cream:d

Nope, it was toast, but I grabed the one right next to it and drank that one. ummmmmmm, dang that is good stuff. Good drinks come in glass containers!

 

[Mafesto]

Good dinks come in glass containers!

The Dr. that did my "snip snip" said the same thing.

 

[yammadog]

Short story,

So I am in the grocery store, buying a case of mixed fountain soda's, root beer, orange cream (yumm), and some other good ones. I am holding onto the cardboard case with one hand. As I am walking out to the car, I cross the road in the parking lot and the case drops. It falls onto the ground, breaking one of the orange cream (dang) bottles. I say loudly "mother fu$ker". The car coming at me sees this, and obviously knows what I said and they start smiling. I start smiling too, and take the broken case to my car with my head hung low in shame. As I pass the oncoming car, the lady in the passenger seat tells me that I can go into the store and exchange it for a new one. I look at her with a questioned face and say, "Lady, this is not a communist country, I don't expect people to pay for my mistakes!"

Hope you liked it...

Aren't you a lefty? Is this the first time for this?

Was it Thomas Kemper soda's?.....they rule!!!

 

[SAWYER]

hahahaha