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I work with a rather attrative young lady here at work.
We were walking to a meeting and this guy that had been walking with us just up and asks for her number. So she writes it down and gives it to him.

I asked her if she knew him. She said no.
I asked her if she felt comfortable just giving out her number like that. I mean the guy could be an ax murderer.
She laughed, pulled out her phone, dialed the number she gave him and handed the phone to me.
I laughed for 10 minutes.

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I work with a rather attrative young lady here at work.
We were walking to a meeting and this guy that had been walking with us just up and asks for her number. So she writes it down and gives it to him.

I asked her if she knew him. She said no.
I asked her if she felt comfortable just giving out her number like that. I mean the guy could be an ax murderer.
She laughed, pulled out her phone, dialed the number she gave him and handed the phone to me.
I laughed for 10 minutes.

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back to the attractive young lady part... hook a brother up!!! Tell her she needs to go snowmobiling with me :D
 
back to the attractive young lady part... hook a brother up!!! Tell her she needs to go snowmobiling with me :D

aw, you wouldn't be interested.
she's 24, 5' nothing and if she weighs 100lbs it's because she has lead in her pockets.
Besides, she is only interested in dancing and partying.

Well, that and her boyfriend looks like the hulk (except the green part).
 
I know a guy who was hitting on a chick and got the same number, but he thought he misdialed so he called 15 other poeple it was funny as heck!:D:D
 
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! thats frikin funny as he!! ha ha ha lol im gunna have to show some people that! ha ha ha ha ha
 
aw, you wouldn't be interested.
she's 24, 5' nothing and if she weighs 100lbs it's because she has lead in her pockets.
Besides, she is only interested in dancing and partying.

Well, that and her boyfriend looks like the hulk (except the green part).

Yeah if she does not like sledding, punt! even though the spinner sounds nice, think of how much cheaper a new sled is in the long run!!!
 
aw, you wouldn't be interested.
she's 24, 5' nothing and if she weighs 100lbs it's because she has lead in her pockets.
Besides, she is only interested in dancing and partying.

Well, that and her boyfriend looks like the hulk (except the green part).

sounds perfect for a slump buster, the hulk wouldn't even have to know!!!
 
sounds perfect for a slump buster, the hulk wouldn't even have to know!!!

If thats what your lookin for go hit up Gateway, always one to be found down there. Or go hang out in Provo you know there is always a slump buster hanging around down in that neck of the woods:D
 
If thats what your lookin for go hit up Gateway, always one to be found down there. Or go hang out in Provo you know there is always a slump buster hanging around down in that neck of the woods:D

no way in hell im going to provo... gateway girls are always in roving in packs... like wild vicious wolfs ready to tear you into pieces, but they smell nicer... i would need a wingman, cause i cant be THAT guy thats down there by himself...

I told jsellaz to hook me up with some of his hoes... never heard back from him...
 
no way in hell im going to provo... gateway girls are always in roving in packs... like wild vicious wolfs ready to tear you into pieces, but they smell nicer... i would need a wingman, cause i cant be THAT guy thats down there by himself...

I told jsellaz to hook me up with some of his hoes... never heard back from him...

I hear ya its pretty dog eat dog down there, JS does kinda horde his women but I don't blame him. There isn't a lot of quality when it comes to older women in the burg. Us older guys don't have a chance up there.
 
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