Stunning Senior Moment
A very self-important college freshman attending a recent
football game, took it upon himself to explain to a senior citizen
sitting next to him why it was impossible for the older generation to
understand his generation.
'You grew up in a different world, actually an almost
primitive one,' the student said, loud enough for many of those nearby
to hear. 'The young people of today grew up with television, jet planes,
space travel, man walking on the moon, our spaceships have visited Mars. We have nuclear energy, electric and hydrogen cars, computers with DSL,
bsp; light-speed processing ..and,' pausing to take another drink of
beer.
The Senior took advantage of the break in the student's
litany and said, 'You're right, son. We didn't have those things when we
were young.....so we invented them. Now, you arrogant little sh(t, what
are you doing for the next generation?'
The applause was resounding...
I love senior citizens
A very self-important college freshman attending a recent
football game, took it upon himself to explain to a senior citizen
sitting next to him why it was impossible for the older generation to
understand his generation.
'You grew up in a different world, actually an almost
primitive one,' the student said, loud enough for many of those nearby
to hear. 'The young people of today grew up with television, jet planes,
space travel, man walking on the moon, our spaceships have visited Mars. We have nuclear energy, electric and hydrogen cars, computers with DSL,
bsp; light-speed processing ..and,' pausing to take another drink of
beer.
The Senior took advantage of the break in the student's
litany and said, 'You're right, son. We didn't have those things when we
were young.....so we invented them. Now, you arrogant little sh(t, what
are you doing for the next generation?'
The applause was resounding...
I love senior citizens
