save gasoline !!!!!!!!!

[speeddemon]

George Carlin's Solution to Save Gasoline



Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use....



The best way to stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants!



That would be 11 million less

people using our gas. The price of gas would come down....



Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the border....



When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq....

Tell him if he wants to come to America then he must serve a tour in the military....

Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it....



After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country....

He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot....



This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves....



If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo....

Problem solved....

If you think this is a good solution to both the problems, forward it to your friends....

I just did....

 

[Yamadoo04]

Great Plan!!!

 

[HawkShot99]

Carlin gets so much credit for comidy he didnt come up with....

Snopes

 

[HawkShot99]

 

[sleddin pete]

Sounds like a great plan to me!If you want to live here and use the services the government provides(i.e. food stamps free health care,housing assistance) than do something to support them.And while your at it get some insurance on your car so the next time you hit me I can get my car fixed without paying for it out of my pocket.Do you know what UIM stands for on your car insurance?UNINSURED MEXICAN.

 

[tc_villain]

Dont forget to make them learn and use English!

 

[bullfrog123]

Sounds like a great plan to me. Earn your right to live here. PERIOD!!!!!

 

[SAWYER]

nice

 

[ArcticBoy]

Maybe he should run for president. With that platform, I'd vote for him.

 

[ouch]

you got my vote..

 

[AZ800]

Sounds like a great plan to me!If you want to live here and use the services the government provides(i.e. food stamps free health care,housing assistance) than do something to support them.And while your at it get some insurance on your car so the next time you hit me I can get my car fixed without paying for it out of my pocket.Do you know what UIM stands for on your car insurance?UNINSURED MEXICAN.

Aint that the truth!
Just moved up here. Spent 10 of the last 13 years in Albuquerque and Phoenix/Tucson/Yuma.
Not only are there more illegals per capita in Summit/Eagle/Garfield and Pitkin counties, there are more Hispanics in general, percapita than in Phoenix or Albuquerque (which coincidentally is in a state that has the word MEXICO in its name!)
Unreal. Just saw a van load about a week ago, stuffed the front of the van under the back of a street sweeper in Snowmass Canyon. How the he!! do you not see a 5 ton truck with more lights than a landing strip on it??
Just sold a refrigerator. Mesican asks for directions. Turns out he lives in my subdivision. These are all $400k to 700k houses. When he comes back to pick it up, eight....yes eight other Messicans are with him to help load it up! Went by the house next morning, six cars in the drive! Must be 20 people living in that house.

My solution is similar to George Carlin's. I don't have issue with them, legal or not working here, 'cause what really pi$$es me off is all the white people getting social security, medicare, food stamps, etc and don't want to work.
Most gas station/convienence store clerks up here are white. What's that pay?? Like $10/hr in this inflated economy up here. We are paying over $20/hr w/ full benefits for laborers and cannot drag a cracker off the couch to come to work to save our lives!
Take every working hispanic who has less than 10 years of tax returns, legal or not, fake SSN or not, and sign them up to work. Take the maximum tax allotment (0 exemptions) out of their checks. He!! even create a category where the gov't can take more for this situation. If they file returns legally, allow them to get back the portion of taxes paid based on their real exemptions/dependents. If they don't the IRS just got everything they could out of them, which is what they would do to us if we didn't file our taxes.
After 5years of legal tax returns, verified all SSN's, etc, then allow them to file taxes normally.
This alone would put a good size dent in the US defecit, IMO. And while they're at it, cut off handouts to white people unless they're retired/active miltary or verifiably disabled. And make X boxs cost $5000. Then people would have to work to afford their video games!

 

[justadude]

I was gonna say!!

Carlin gets so much credit for comidy he didnt come up with....

Snopes

 

[montanasledder]

good plan

 

[snow_knight]

heck... I'd be game for it

 

[Sturgis Sledder]

The way to get rid of illegal aliens is to fine the piss out of the businesses employing them. If an employer knew that he could lose his business for hiring them I am pretty sure they would check a heck of a lot harder to see if they are legal to hire. No jobs for them why would they stay?

 

[Sambo11]

I've been to many different parts of Mexico many different times and one thing was always the same. If I couldn't communicate with them I was the one S.O.L. Here we preserve their right to speak a different language and DON't make them learn english. You just gotta love it.