You two should post a standard "Application for Position" which should narrow the field for the qualified applicants.
You could start by posting the "Required attributes for position of sidekick" such as but not limited to...
1). Strong back for lifting Art's sled from Post Avy carnage.
2). Limitless funds to help pay for Art's fuel and breakfast.
3). A nice selection of sleds to loan Art when his M sled breaks (common occurrence).
4). A job that does not require your presence during the week for last minute mid week rides.
5). You must own a strong tow strap and be prepared to tow dead Cats out of the woods frequently.
6). Knowledge of the mechanical inner workings of the Chevy Duramax diesel is a must.
7). Regardless of the color of the sleds you currently own you must always wear a "Gay Orange" Klim jacket.
8). A preference for spending the entire day stuck in the trees, sweating rather than actual riding in wide open spots is necessary.
9). have a camera at the ready at all times to try to capture Andrew's "Stucks" (much less frequent than Art's)
10). The ability to ride, text and post on SnoWest simultaneously is imperative.
Those would be just a few off the top of my head but I'm sure others could come up with MANY more.
Sap, you leave big shoes to fill.