I like the island that grows brain dead people at NBC like Fox grows blondes on bikini island.
Story #1: Norks Light Off Four Missiles Ahead of 4th of July
RUSH: So I went to bed last night safe and confident in the news that the Pentagon said that the Norks were not going to launch any missiles, that they'd gotten cold feet. I wake up this morning, I find out the Norks have lit off four of them. So then I said, "Well, I wonder what Obama's going to do?" He'll probably call Hugo Chavez to find out what to do about it except Hugo is in the hills marshaling forces to invade Hondurans, and if we had any good luck, Hondurans would send some people here and help us get our government back.
Story #3: Staged News: MSNBC Talks Up Second Stimulus
RUSH: How's that stimulus working for you, eh? Nine-point-four percent unemployment. I'm watching some Obamaite on MSNBC this morning, I think it was Lisa Jackson from the Labor Department, and that idiot Carlos Watson who is a propagandist. I mean he takes dictation from Rahm Emanuel. (imitating Watson) "Lisa, are we approaching the point that we might need a second stimulus?" I'm watching this, I thought, "Where do they find brain dead people at NBC?" They must have an island where they grow 'em, like Fox grows the blondes on Bikini island, Ailes told me, they got a factory out there for the blondes, but MSNBC must have a factory where they grow dumb people and this Lisa Jackson blew the question, (paraphrasing) "Well, that's for the president and advisors to decide. I'm still trying to get my hands on the first stimulus money," she said. (laughing) She admitted that they haven't spent any! "I'm still trying to get my hands on the first stimulus," and of course Carlos Watson, "What?" Didn't quite fit.
You know, the health care town hall yesterday was staged. I wonder if MSNBC is staged. I wonder if everything that happens there is set up, prewritten, by Robert Gibbs and the Obama administration, they send it over at nine o'clock every day for Joe and Mika, and then they send it over for all the other shows. Joe and Mika, by the way, say it's not helpful for us to be criticizing Colin Powell, not helpful for us to be criticizing Obama. But of course they don't say anything about it being unhelpful for anonymous McCain aides to be ripping Sarah Palin again all over that Todd Purdum hit piece in Vanity Fair.
Story #5: Dr. Barack Fails to Cure DNC Staffer with Hug
RUSH: There is something going on. These people in the Obama administration are not magic. They don't have the magic. I also have been rethinking the staged whatever it was yesterday, the town hall meeting on health care. Remember how --if you've seen it now, I pointed out -- all these people look just depressed and sick and uninspired and uninterested and so forth, and I said, "Man, if this is a staged event and that's all they can get," and then I remembered: it's a staged event. What better way than to have a bunch of people show up who look miserable when the subject is health care? It's all Democrat National Committee people, union people. Every damn person in that audience was an Obama supporter, and the woman that went up and hugged him is a DNC staffer!
The woman that he hugged is a DNC staffer. This is in the Washington Post. And he said, "This is why we need health care," after hearing her sob story. "This is why we need health care," and she even said to the reporters afterwards, "I wasn't satisfied with his answer," because she was there to get cured. He's Dr. Barack! She was there to get cured. She was there to hear him say, "You're cured. I'm fixing it. I will not stand for the fact that you got cancer." She was there to hear his version of John Edwards saying, "Elect John Kerry and Christopher Reeve will be walking in four years!" The Democrats have created these expectations in people -- and there's no way, of course, that Barack Obama can manage them. He can't satisfy these people's expectations. At some point, my good friends. It's all going to crash.
Story #7: Gambia President Cures AIDS on Thursdays
RUSH: By the way, President Obama might be interested in this story. Here's the headline from al-Jazeera: "Gambia President Cures AIDS on Thursday." I got this from Sweetness-Light.com: "Welcome to Gambia. Land of sun, sea, sand and a president who cures Aids. Yahya Jammeh is commander in chief of the armed forces, secretary of state for defence and chief custodian of the sacred constitution of Gambia." He sounds just like Obama. "Now he is a self-styled miracle worker. He claims that he has a 'mandate', handed down by his father, to cure Aids -- as long as it is a Thursday. Asthma sufferers can also be cured, but only on a Saturday." So here is a leader Yahya Jammeh in Gambia that Obama might be following in the footsteps of, another great African leader here.
Story #1: Norks Light Off Four Missiles Ahead of 4th of July
RUSH: So I went to bed last night safe and confident in the news that the Pentagon said that the Norks were not going to launch any missiles, that they'd gotten cold feet. I wake up this morning, I find out the Norks have lit off four of them. So then I said, "Well, I wonder what Obama's going to do?" He'll probably call Hugo Chavez to find out what to do about it except Hugo is in the hills marshaling forces to invade Hondurans, and if we had any good luck, Hondurans would send some people here and help us get our government back.
Story #3: Staged News: MSNBC Talks Up Second Stimulus
RUSH: How's that stimulus working for you, eh? Nine-point-four percent unemployment. I'm watching some Obamaite on MSNBC this morning, I think it was Lisa Jackson from the Labor Department, and that idiot Carlos Watson who is a propagandist. I mean he takes dictation from Rahm Emanuel. (imitating Watson) "Lisa, are we approaching the point that we might need a second stimulus?" I'm watching this, I thought, "Where do they find brain dead people at NBC?" They must have an island where they grow 'em, like Fox grows the blondes on Bikini island, Ailes told me, they got a factory out there for the blondes, but MSNBC must have a factory where they grow dumb people and this Lisa Jackson blew the question, (paraphrasing) "Well, that's for the president and advisors to decide. I'm still trying to get my hands on the first stimulus money," she said. (laughing) She admitted that they haven't spent any! "I'm still trying to get my hands on the first stimulus," and of course Carlos Watson, "What?" Didn't quite fit.
You know, the health care town hall yesterday was staged. I wonder if MSNBC is staged. I wonder if everything that happens there is set up, prewritten, by Robert Gibbs and the Obama administration, they send it over at nine o'clock every day for Joe and Mika, and then they send it over for all the other shows. Joe and Mika, by the way, say it's not helpful for us to be criticizing Colin Powell, not helpful for us to be criticizing Obama. But of course they don't say anything about it being unhelpful for anonymous McCain aides to be ripping Sarah Palin again all over that Todd Purdum hit piece in Vanity Fair.
Story #5: Dr. Barack Fails to Cure DNC Staffer with Hug
RUSH: There is something going on. These people in the Obama administration are not magic. They don't have the magic. I also have been rethinking the staged whatever it was yesterday, the town hall meeting on health care. Remember how --if you've seen it now, I pointed out -- all these people look just depressed and sick and uninspired and uninterested and so forth, and I said, "Man, if this is a staged event and that's all they can get," and then I remembered: it's a staged event. What better way than to have a bunch of people show up who look miserable when the subject is health care? It's all Democrat National Committee people, union people. Every damn person in that audience was an Obama supporter, and the woman that went up and hugged him is a DNC staffer!
The woman that he hugged is a DNC staffer. This is in the Washington Post. And he said, "This is why we need health care," after hearing her sob story. "This is why we need health care," and she even said to the reporters afterwards, "I wasn't satisfied with his answer," because she was there to get cured. He's Dr. Barack! She was there to get cured. She was there to hear him say, "You're cured. I'm fixing it. I will not stand for the fact that you got cancer." She was there to hear his version of John Edwards saying, "Elect John Kerry and Christopher Reeve will be walking in four years!" The Democrats have created these expectations in people -- and there's no way, of course, that Barack Obama can manage them. He can't satisfy these people's expectations. At some point, my good friends. It's all going to crash.
Story #7: Gambia President Cures AIDS on Thursdays
RUSH: By the way, President Obama might be interested in this story. Here's the headline from al-Jazeera: "Gambia President Cures AIDS on Thursday." I got this from Sweetness-Light.com: "Welcome to Gambia. Land of sun, sea, sand and a president who cures Aids. Yahya Jammeh is commander in chief of the armed forces, secretary of state for defence and chief custodian of the sacred constitution of Gambia." He sounds just like Obama. "Now he is a self-styled miracle worker. He claims that he has a 'mandate', handed down by his father, to cure Aids -- as long as it is a Thursday. Asthma sufferers can also be cured, but only on a Saturday." So here is a leader Yahya Jammeh in Gambia that Obama might be following in the footsteps of, another great African leader here.
