Ruffy are you a reporter?

[MPS]

A Harley rider is passing the zoo, when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents.

The biker jumps off his bike, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain, the lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly.

A reporter has watched the whole event. The reporter says, "Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I saw a man do in my whole life."

The biker replies, "Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger, and acted as I felt right."

The reporter says, "Well, I'm a journalist from the New York Times, and tomorrow's paper will have this story on the front page... So, what do you do for a living and what political affiliation do you have?"

The biker replies, "I'm a U.S. Marine and a Republican."

The following morning the biker buys The New York Times to see if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads, on the front page:

U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH!

 

[Fordman]

Don't be too hard on him.... He's just a victim of our great school system.

 

[MPS]

Don't be too hard on him.... He's just a victim of our great school system.

Ya all libbies are victims.

 

[ruffryder]

ha ha.... looks like my fan base is growing...

reporter by day... super lib by night... saving the world from ruthless business with the help of government.... One sheep at a time...

 

[MPS]

Shouldn't you be in the rain forest with Susan Sarandon? I didn't know you had internet capabilty down there.

 

[ruffryder]

Shouldn't you be in the rain forest with Susan Sarandon? I didn't know you had internet capability down there.

I am waiting for Obama to pick me up. Said he would be here 5 min ago... late bastard... Oh well, I can always just fly down on my high self esteem....

 

[Sidehiller]

I'm a fan too rr. If we didn't have a few outspoken liberals like you around we would not know what we are up against. Even though I disagree with most of the drivle that rolls off your keyboard, you at least make me think. Keep yappin' dip ****!

ha ha.... looks like my fan base is growing...

reporter by day... super lib by night... saving the world from ruthless business with the help of government.... One sheep at a time...

 

[ruffryder]

I'm a fan too rr. If we didn't have a few outspoken liberals like you around we would not know what we are up against. Even though I disagree with most of the drivle that rolls off your keyboard, you at least make me think. Keep yappin' dip ****!

Sorry, you aren't allowed in the club.... There are strict guidelines. Here is you concellation prize..

 

[Sidehiller]

Sorry, you aren't allowed in the club.... There are strict guidelines. Here is you concellation prize..

WTF? I thought anyone was eligable for anything in the liberal world! I sure hope your buddies at the ACLU or Al Sharpton don't find out you're excluding people - you'll get kicked out of your own club!

 

[MPS]

wtf? I thought anyone was eligable for anything in the liberal world! I sure hope your buddies at the aclu or al sharpton don't find out you're excluding people - you'll get kicked out of your own club!

lmfao!!!!!

 

[ruffryder]

WTF? I thought anyone was eligible for anything in the liberal world! I sure hope your buddies at the ACLU or Al Sharpton don't find out you're excluding people - you'll get kicked out of your own club!

I am not worried.. I got them a big chunk of the stimulus bill... They won't be a problem.

 

[redlineguy]

WTF? I thought anyone was eligable for anything in the liberal world! I sure hope your buddies at the ACLU or Al Sharpton don't find out you're excluding people - you'll get kicked out of your own club!

That there is funny!!!

















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[MPS]

I am not worried.. I got them a big chunk of the stimulus bill... They won't be a problem.

I would laugh at that, but that statment is mostly true...with your 800 billion in spending (pork) package to please the libbies with more government and pleasuring the libby donating corporations. I can't wait to see the government contracts with the people Obama is in bed with. This pic on the other thread is perfect! Describes it perfect.

 

[ericbigbore]

Ruffy is kinda like snowhawkaddict, you just gotta see what he's going to say next.

 

[Grizzly Adams]

Ruffy the reporter, diggin up some dirt for his next lame story!

 

[MPS]

So Said Norman Thomas In 1944

Seventy five years ago Norman Thomas knew what was going to happen to our country in 2008 !!!!




Words of wisdom from the past.


Norman Mattoon Thomas (November 20, 1884 – December 19, 1968) was a leading American socialist,

pacifist, and six-time presidential candidate for the Socialist Party of America .

The Socialist Party candidate for President of the US , Norman Thomas, said this in a 1944 speech:

"The American people will never knowingly adopt socialism. But, under the name of "liberalism,"

they will adopt every fragment of the socialist program, until one day America will be a socialist nation,

without knowing how it happened."

He went on to say: "I no longer need to run as a Presidential Candidate for the Socialist Party.

The Democrat Party has adopted our platform."

 

[ruffryder]

Ruffy is kinda like snowhawkaddict, you just gotta see what he's going to say next.

dang... now that actually hurts.....

 

[MPS]

nice Fordman...we are on his sig line! I feel so privileged!

 

[ericbigbore]

dang... now that actually hurts.....

I guess you're right, nobody wants to be compaired to that retard. Sorry - E

 

[Grizzly Adams]

I guess you're right, nobody wants to be compaired to that retard. Sorry - E

I guess you're right, Nobody wants to be compared to either of these retards! Good reason for bringing back penal colonies!
Fixed it for ya mr. big jugs!