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Republican Jokes

ruffryder

ruffryder

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Nothing against republicans, but some of these are pretty funny. Oh and I am sure there are much more democratic jokes than republican jokes, you don't have to prove it.:p

# You might be a Republican if...
You've named your kids Deduction One and Deduction Two.
# You might be a Republican if...
You think you might remember laughing once as a kid.
# You might be a Republican if...
You think "proletariat" is a type of cheese.
# You might be a Republican if...
You point to Hootie and the Blowfish as evidence of the end of racism in America.
# You might be a Republican if...
You fax the FBI a list of "Commies in my Neighborhood."
# You might be a Republican if...
You think Huey Newton is a cookie.
# You might be a Republican if...
You once broke loose at a party and removed your neck tie.
# You might be a Republican if...
You ever told a child that Oscar the Grouch "lives in a trash can because he is lazy and doesn't want to contribute to society."
# You might be a Republican if...
You don't think "The Simpsons" is all that funny, but you watch it because that Flanders fellow makes a lot of sense.
# You might be a Republican if...
You're a pro-lifer, but support the death penalty.
# You might be a Republican if...
You've ever urged someone to pull themselves up by their bootstraps, when they don't even have shoes.
# You might be a Republican if...
You argue that you need 300 handguns, in case a bear ever attacks your home.
# You might be a Republican if...
You own a vehicle with an "Ollie North: American Hero" sticker.
# You might be a Republican if...
You've ever called education a luxury.
# You might be a Republican if...
You've ever referred to the moral fiber of something.
# You might be a Republican if...
You scream "Dit-dit-ditto" while making love.
# You might be a Republican if...
When people say "Marx," you think "Groucho."

The Simpsons one is pretty good, and so is the Oscar the Grouch.

Hope this lightens your day a little.
 
weetee said:
You might be a dumb a$$ if you want to ride on public lands and vote for a democrat. Wait, there is no might about it.
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So you vote for a republican and cant afford to drive on those public lands right?

It's a no win situation
 
You guys are way to serious. I just thought they were funny.

# You might be a Republican if...
You ever told a child that Oscar the Grouch "lives in a trash can because he is lazy and doesn't want to contribute to society."
# You might be a Republican if...
You don't think "The Simpsons" is all that funny, but you watch it because that Flanders fellow makes a lot of sense.

I mean these two are pretty funny right?
 
ruffryder said:
You guys are way to serious. I just thought they were funny.

# You might be a Republican if...
You ever told a child that Oscar the Grouch "lives in a trash can because he is lazy and doesn't want to contribute to society."
# You might be a Republican if...
You don't think "The Simpsons" is all that funny, but you watch it because that Flanders fellow makes a lot of sense.

I mean these two are pretty funny right?
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You might be a democrat if you think "these are pretty funny". (please refer to my previous post)
 
They are funny, sorta. But dont go off on the guys thay worry about land rights on a sledding site. How many of you haters are in a club? How many are in ANY organization that help our cause. How many AT LEAST donate $20.00 to saws or the BRC ? STFU this is what this site is about first. Motorized rec. is WAY out gunned money and organization wise. Those of us that do contribute get a bit pissed by the "let them take tare of it" attitude. Sorry had to be said.
 
Kevco said:
They are funny, sorta. But dont go off on the guys thay worry about land rights on a sledding site. How many of you haters are in a club? How many are in ANY organization that help our cause. How many AT LEAST donate $20.00 to saws or the BRC ? STFU this is what this site is about first. Motorized rec. is WAY out gunned money and organization wise. Those of us that do contribute get a bit pissed by the "let them take tare of it" attitude. Sorry had to be said.
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Well said. (Utah Snowmobile Association for me). The biggest impact we can have is to vote the greenies out of office, and I see nothing funny about belittling the party, and its members,that is most likley to keep our lands open.
 
weetee said:
Well said. (Utah Snowmobile Association for me). The biggest impact we can have is to vote the greenies out of office, and I see nothing funny about belittling the party, and its members,that is most likley to keep our lands open.
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Me too!
 
# You might be a Republican if...
You fax the FBI a list of "Terrorists in my Neighborhood."


(Updated for the 21st Century)
 
You might be a Democrat if you think you should get a tax rebate even though you haven't worked in 10 years.
 
Democrats are like drunk women, they're always fighting or crying about something. :p

I just made that one up. :D
 
OMG people...

Our own advice to everyone is always "lighten up".... I think we should heed it.



Democrats are like drunk women, they're always fighting or crying about something. :p
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^^ Now, that's funny ^^
 
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