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mtnrider406
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Ma was out in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollers out- "Pa! you need to go out and fix the outhouse!" Pa replies "there aint nothin wrong with the outhouse." Ma yells back "yes there is now get out there and fix it!" So pa mosies out to the outhouse, looks around and yells back "Ma! There aint nothin wrong with the outhouse!" Ma replies "stick your head in the hole" Pa yells back "I aint stickn my head in the hole!" Ma says" ya have to stick your head in the hole to see what to fix". So with that pa proceeds to stick his head in the hole looks around and yells back "Ma there aint nothin wrong with this outhouse!" Ma yells back "now pull your head out of the hole!" Pa proceeds to pull his head out of the hole, then starts yelling "Ma! help! my beard is stuck in the cracks in the toilet seat!" to wich Ma replies "hurts dont it ?!" LOL
