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speeddemon
Well-known member
Eddie wanted desperately to have sex with this really cute, really hot
girl in his office.... but she was married.
One day Eddie got so frustrated that he went to her and said, "I'll give
you a $100 if you let me have sex with you..." The girl looked at him,
and then said, "NO."
Eddie said, "I'll be real fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you
bend down, and I'll finish by th e time you've picked it up."
She thought for a moment and said that she would consult with her
husband...so she called him and explained the situation.
Her husband says, "Ask him for $200, and pick up the money really fast.
He won't even be able to get his pants down." She agreed and accepts the
proposal.
Over half an hour goes by and the husband is still waiting for his
wife's call. Finally, after 45 minutes the husband calls and asks what
happened....?
Still breathing hard, she managed to reply, "The bastard had all
quarters!"
girl in his office.... but she was married.
One day Eddie got so frustrated that he went to her and said, "I'll give
you a $100 if you let me have sex with you..." The girl looked at him,
and then said, "NO."
Eddie said, "I'll be real fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you
bend down, and I'll finish by th e time you've picked it up."
She thought for a moment and said that she would consult with her
husband...so she called him and explained the situation.
Her husband says, "Ask him for $200, and pick up the money really fast.
He won't even be able to get his pants down." She agreed and accepts the
proposal.
Over half an hour goes by and the husband is still waiting for his
wife's call. Finally, after 45 minutes the husband calls and asks what
happened....?
Still breathing hard, she managed to reply, "The bastard had all
quarters!"
